More than six. Dammit.

I found some old videos and I don’t know if they ever made it to blogland or not.

Chi Chi 1.0

How much Sweety loves Tiny Dog

The boys are going to pick on and at each other for the next several years at the very least. All I can do is try and keep them from maiming each other. It’s like gravity. I give.

After listening to whines and short screams for about 30 minutes from the bathroom that I was cleaning…

Sit down guys. I’m going to talk to you and you are not going to say a word. You nod your heads for “yes” or “no” when I ask you a question. Do you understand?

Yes nods. Worried looks on their faces.

You must tone it down. I’m sick of hearing all the whining and fussing. Do you understand?

Yes nods and some picking at their fingernails.

I have listened to you two all morning long and you just won’t listen and leave each other alone. Have you guys ever hear the term “batshit crazy”?

No nods and they slide closer together on the couch.

Well, it’s a special kind of crazy. It’s the kind of crazy that moms and stepmoms get when they can’t take it anymore. When you’re batshit crazy, you might send your kids to their rooms on Saturday night and not let them come out til it’s time for school on Monday morning. And I don’t play. If I send you there - you’ll stay there.

Gasps from the crowd.

So don’t make me go all BC on you, okay?

I know it wasn’t the kindest way to phrase things but it really was the nicest thing that I could get out of my mouth at the time.

I think I need to go all batshit crazy on them once. Let them feel the Wrath of Anna and then they will know I’m not kidding. They are good kids but the picking on each other has reached an all time high. I can handle the verbal stuff but then it turns to touching/pinching/poking and then it’s only a matter of time before someone gets hurt.

He finds it ridiculous that I hold Stinky Dog’s ears back so they don’t fall into her food. I don’t do it when she’s eating regular dog food but will if she has people food. This was some type of guacamole dip. Sweety likes the video but I prefer the still.

Did you hear that big sigh? That was me expressing relief that I’m off work for the week. I used my last four hours of vacation time today and picked the boys up from school. From the school to the house, the boys managed to bug the living shit out of each other in a pick-fest that peaked when BB shoved his seat backwards into LB and squashed LB’s foot. Tears ensued. I told them that we were getting out of the car when we got home and we were going to pretend that the entire drive never happened and we’re going to have a good weekend. I have a headache and feel too bitchy to parent properly. So we’ll just scrub that car ride. Sometimes you have to pick your battles.

We’re 30 minutes into our good weekend and so far, so good.

May your weekend go as well!

Bathaholics Anonymous
Click on the sheep and visit my friend’s store! Her stuff is good, good, good!

Not only does the soap get you clean and not dry you out - it’s also great to shave with. I’ve been using it on my legs and whatnot. It doesn’t burn the heck out of you if it happens to land on any sensitive area.

The bubble bath bombs? You too, can have a good time like this if you put one in your tub. For real. I also like the bath bombs because they make you soft. Soft but not greasy. That goes for the bubble bath bombs as well as the regular bath bombs. She has powdered bubble bath too! Pretty powdered bubble bath!

Shipping is 2.50 for the first item and then .50 for each additional one. I tell you what - if you get something and really don’t like it - I will pay you back for it. The only way you can beat that deal is with a stick. So, go get something. You’ll like it!