When your little doggy has nibbled on her back legs til she’s almost bald and you’re looking at eyebrow pencils to fill in the bald spots? That’s when it’s time to break out the cone.
Yes, she is sticking her tongue out at me. Can’t say that I blame her.
To make a long story short:
coaew calls Sweety this morning. “husband wants a divorce! I need to bring the boys to you!” Sweety says okay.
When Sweety answered her phone call she was calling on BB’s phone so he thought it was BB. They have some sort of bet going on and Sweety answered with, “Hahahaha! Sucker! How’s it feel now?!” and it was her crying ass on the line with her news. How very ironic, huh?
Sweety calls coaew about an hour later to tell her to take the boys to the house instead of his work.
15 minutes after that, coaew’s husband calls Sweety to let him know that they are “working it out” and that coaew just overreacted. He told Sweety the boys were fine and had been upstairs playing video games when the drama occurred. He mentioned that it was the second time that coaew had overdrawn their checking account by over $500. Sweety told him if the boys needed to be at our house more to help their financial situation that that was no issue. Husband told Sweety that they (him and coaew) would be talking about that.
I told Sweety that he should have taken that phone call as his chance to clue new husband in on the coaew. Have I mentioned that coaew ran up over 30 grand in credit cards in Sweety’s name? Yeah. She sent her boyfriend on a fucking ski vacation using one of them. Sweety didn’t know about all of this because he was busy working 3 jobs to keep her happy and never checked the mail. Gah.
This is horrible, but it makes my coal heart smile a little to know that she knows that we know that her life isn’t roses like she always tries to make it out to be. Interesting that she’s spent time telling Sweety that our relationship won’t last and we’re going on 8 years while she hasn’t hit 2 yet but had to call Sweety acting like a panicked asshole.
Hey, later after we *insert eyebrow wiggle here*?
Yeah?
Could you smear it all over your body?
My normal answer would be “no”. I’m not a fan of being shellacked in semen.
But today? Today I am feeling giving.
Sure! That would be great!
Really?
Yeah! And you know what? Since I’ll be all adhesive – we can stick Chi Chi to my body!
My day is made when I can get Sweety to gag and almost swerve the car off of the road.
I knew it! Did anyone take me up on my bet? If so, you owe me a dollar!
coaew calls Sweety at 8 a.m. to tell him that she can’t get the boys because her bank account is overdrawn. She’s all upset because she’d already sent the boys a text message telling them what time she’d be here and “I just don’t know how to tell them that I can’t get them!” He told her that she could text it. Then he called to let me know they would be here when I got up so I don’t go wandering naked into the kitchen.
The boys? They are still asleep. I’m guessing she normally calls to let them know she’s on her way to be sure they’re ready (They always are. I get them up before I go to work.) but since she isn’t coming sent texts today. I don’t believe for a minute that she just realized this morning that she wasn’t coming for them because yesterday when BB was texting/calling her to find out what time she’d be here and to tell her that I’d meet her halfway with them if she’d like? She never replied.
Anyhoo.
In other news. I have discovered Purex 3-in-1 Laundry Sheets and I am in love. These things are fantastic. I was totally skeptical of them but I am a changed person! They have the washing soap, softener and anti-static stuff built right in. And they are safe for front loading machines! Since we got a front loading set awhile back, we haven’t been using anti-static sheets because we were told they would end up coating the inside of the dryer with waxy buildup. It’s nice to pull clothes out of the dryer now and not have my hair stick to them too.
They also have the Purex Changes Lives program going. When you enter in a barcode from a 3-in-1 product, one dollar goes to the entrepreneur or children’s institute of your choice. You go to the website and can sort the women that you like to donate to by region or by how close they are to their goal and see what the money will be used for. These are all women that are struggling to support their families. I must be feeling especially hormonal because I got teary-eyed when I was reading through profiles.
These photos were taken a few weeks ago when we were out of town. Sweety was really glad that we’d been too full to eat dessert at the restaurant so he could snarf it down later.
And to the left? That’s what you get when I can’t sleep and am happy to finally be somewhere in town that has internet access and have some photo editing software to play with.
Have a great Half-Nekkid Thursday!
