Patti_Cake was kind enough to slap me with a me-me. I’m supposed to tell you 7 weird things about me and then tag 7 other people. I’ve done this kind of thing before and I tell you people pretty much everything, so I wasn’t able to think up 7 more things to reveal. I did manage to scrape up three things that haven’t been previously shared.
I love eating at Chick-Fil-A because they serve their chicken nuggets in little boxes with lids on them. After I’m done eating, I get to fold my trash up and put it in the little boxes before throwing it away. You wouldn’t believe how thrilling that is to me. Really. To see those closed up boxes and know that just moments before they were full of chicken but now they’re full of trash and you can’t even tell since the lids are closed. Bliss.
When I’m in a public bathroom, I won’t leave the stall until the bathroom is empty. I don’t know why, but I don’t like walking out of the stall and seeing other people in there. If I must leave the bathroom while it is occupied, I will just dart out of the stall and leave. And that means not washing my hands. Yucky – yes. But it’s not like I touched anything in the place with my mitts anyway and I’m usually able to wait til the room is empty.
Whenever I walk by a mirror, I can’t help but make a face. I curl my lips back and hiss and then make the kind of sound that I think a squirrel makes when it’s nibbling nuts. If I’m not holding anything, I might take my fingers and yank my eyes back til they’re little slits.
I’m not tagging anybody but feel free to share anything weird about yourself in the comments. Inquring minds want to know!
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
When I am in a public bathroom, I always look around to make sure that Slim Whitman isn’t in there somewhere.
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May 8th, 2007 8:10 pm
That first one really rocks.
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May 8th, 2007 8:25 pm
You are (probably certifiably)looney tunes. I had to imitate your last one..you do this EVERY time?
That’s why I love ya…just crazy nuts…
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May 8th, 2007 10:11 pm
Mike – Even after googling “slim whitman bathroom”, I still don’t get it.
Rich Championable – It really is fulfilling.
Kelli – Not every single time but almost. I don’t do it every time because I like to surprise myself.
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May 8th, 2007 10:46 pm
I always toss some salt over my left shoulder when cooking and never sign my name in red.
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May 8th, 2007 11:10 pm
I never use lube, I create enough of my own.
I wish we had Chic-Fil-A here. Tidy trash sounds like heaven!
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May 9th, 2007 9:49 am
The Phosgene Kid – If I spill salt, I don’t throw it over my shoulder but if Sweety sees me do it – he’ll throw it over my shoulder.
Sara Sue – Never use lube? I think we need photographic evidence!
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May 9th, 2007 11:43 am
Wait a minute…out of 7 all we got was 3??
I love eating Chick Fil A simply because…well, i love their chicken ;)
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May 9th, 2007 12:16 pm
Come ON you can scrape up four more! LOL I feel ya on the chik-fil-a boxes. Ther is just something so… tidy about them isn’t there?
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May 9th, 2007 1:15 pm
I practice smiling in the mirror. On a regular basis.
Strange? Yes. But I always take good pictures.
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May 9th, 2007 1:35 pm
I saw this and immediately thought of you.
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May 9th, 2007 2:07 pm
Slick & Patti_Cake – It was a stretch to come up with those 3 things. I should quit telling so much stuff in my daily posts so I’ll have things to tell for me-mes.
Bekah – I don’t bother practicing with smiling because I can’t produce one that’s worth a damn. Now, when I look at your pictures I’ll be thinking “Faker!”
JediMacFan – Oh! I looooove that!
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May 9th, 2007 3:08 pm
I thought maybe you could add it to the bottom of your page.
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May 9th, 2007 8:33 pm
JediMacFan – I’ve spent all stinking day trying to line up the little characters and have given up. They’re having a party down there now!
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May 9th, 2007 9:41 pm
Wait a minute, I managed to get the little bastards in a row. Go me!
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May 9th, 2007 10:00 pm
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