Since you haven’t been taking birth control pills, do you feel fertile?
I dunno. I know I’m not liking this PMS.
Heh, you know your eggs are letting each other know that the coast is clear to come on down. You’re going to drop something like 600 eggs. They’ve been waiting for this chance.
I’m not going to have a period this month. I’m shoving out caviar.
*insert Sweety almost driving off the road while gagging at my last comment*
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Ewwww! Hahahahahaha!
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October 18th, 2008 1:54 pm
LOL, LOL….WEll, Cavier are eggs!
I LOVE the way your mind works, Chickie….! Sorry you are suffering with that old PMS crap….There are some lovely benefits to age….Like, Menopause…..! (lol)
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October 18th, 2008 2:29 pm
The visual of the eggs dropping is toooo funny! What a trip.
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October 18th, 2008 4:13 pm
Renn – This was one of the times that I grossed myself out.
Lady of the Hills – You know what I’m looking forward to with age? Going to the beauty shop once a week and getting my hair colored lavender or pink.
Marie – Now visualize a crystal goblet full of a blob of bloody eggs with a dainty silver spoon in it. Welcome to my mind.
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October 18th, 2008 7:57 pm
BWAAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Oh my goodness…your brain. I do love it so!
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October 18th, 2008 9:25 pm
ew… Note to self.. NEVER check your blog again while eating oatmeal for breakfast.
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October 19th, 2008 6:17 am
OK I’m a little behind here… are you trying to get knocked up??
Also… another gross visualization… TAPIOCA PUDDING!!!
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October 19th, 2008 10:13 am
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow – I’m glad :)
Simply Curious – Sorry about that.
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October 19th, 2008 10:13 am
Emily – No, no, no. I was stupid and let my birth control run out. Am waiting for it to get here in the mail. Until then, I’m going without penis and the hormones that my body has gotten used to. I’ve been a lot of fun! Not.
Just thinking of tapioca pudding makes my mouth get watery like I need to puke. I’ve had one bite of it and it wasn’t my thing.
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October 19th, 2008 10:20 am
I’ll say it again – you kill me! (but in a good way!)
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October 20th, 2008 10:46 am
I take that as a total compliment!
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October 22nd, 2008 1:49 pm
My transition was pretty mild. It’s been um, a lot of months since my prescription ran out. I really should go take care of it, but I need to find my insurance card first. heh. caviar.
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October 23rd, 2008 2:07 am
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