I got home 3 hours ago and spritzed some air freshener around. Cranberry peppermint. The house reeks of it still. I don’t know if I overdid it or if it just stinks. I hope I just overdid it because I’ve got two damn bottles of the stuff to use up.
Why has Tiny Dog forsaken me for Sweety’s lap? Maybe all of the cranberry peppermint scent in the air has made her high. Or stupid. Go on, stay over there, you hairy little dumbass. See if you get any people food tomorrow!
Chi Chi 2.0’s freeze-dried ear was bent and I tried to straighten it out. It made a cracking sound so I stopped. I don’t want to accidentally break it and have to superglue it back on. Ick. I guess it’s supposed to be bent for all enternity.
BB had his first baseball game on the big boy field this weekend. His team got their ass beat but it was interesting to watch. I can’t believe how tall that kid is getting. He’s a good couple of inches taller than me and can wear some of Sweety’s shoes already. He’s going away on a school field trip later this month. On a plane. Away for 5 days. I am faah-reeea-king (you have to shriek it in a singsong voice to feel my anxiety) out about it. He’s never been anywhere without us. Well, he went to the fair once with the neighborgirls but that’s it. I hope that nobody snatches him up or that he doesn’t wander in front of a giant bus as he is busy looking around the city.
Have you ever been around someone that does really exaggerated facial expressions when they’re thinking? That shit drives me nuts. You know what I like? When I have to ask someone about something and that make those damn expressions and then act stupid. Yeah, I looooove that. And if you can throw in some baby talk with it? Man, it makes my day! That sort of thing really helps break up the work day. I’m about a cunt’s hair away from starting to drink on my lunch breaks. Applebees! Two for one!
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It’s amazing how quickly kids grow up. I’d make him text or call me every other hour (at LEAST) so I knew he wasn’t dead or kidnapped.
Yeah, I’m apparently ‘that’ kind of mom. I couldn’t be more surprised.
Is he on a sport/band/general school trip? Kids are so much cooler now than when I was in high school. (sigh)
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October 7th, 2008 6:22 am
He’ll be fine… time for him to spread his wings a bit. The texting frequently is an excellent idea though. Can you tell i’m TRYING not to be “helicopter Mom”.
Girl – LEAVE chi-chi 2.0 alone before something gross happens. The bent ear adds… character.
Mmmm I might like cranberry peppermint – interesting combo!
You sound about Tiny like I am with Reilly. He will lay on Stacy’s lap and SMIRK at me. I’m like “Let Daddy feed you bits from his plate you little bastard – yeah it would be a cold day in hell before that would happen” (cos’ Stacy FREAKS about a dog begging). Why do they forsake us? WHY?????
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October 7th, 2008 2:10 pm
you said it, Renn. I see the schoolgirls out & about, and I am amazed at their sophistication compared to how we were.
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October 8th, 2008 3:33 am
I can tell you are in “mommy” mode. He will be fine, which is easy for me to say after I had my umpteenth nervous breakdown when my kids had such events. Now, theson travels all over the world and DOES NOT stay in touch – much worse!!
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October 8th, 2008 9:05 am
Renn – Yeah, it’s a school trip. He had to write a little essay and get chosen to go. He’s so excited that he’s been counting down the days for the past couple of weeks.
Patti – Helicopter Mom? I’ve never heard that. I like it. I’ll try to not be one though. It is hard.
Her ear was always a little bent because she was so old. Guess I shouldn’t expect anything different now.
I’ve discovered the cranberry peppermint is good if you only use one spritz. It’s a lot stronger than the other stuff I use and the first time I used waaay too much.
Sweety will feed Tiny and I understand her going over there when he has food. But to leave my lap to sleep on his? Unacceptable!
Cissy Strutt – I think all of the hormone infused chicken nuggets that kids have been eating for the last decade or so contribute to their more grown-up looks.
Marie – I’m just going to pretend that he’s at his Mom’s house when he’s on the trip. Maybe that will keep me from freaking out.
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October 8th, 2008 9:51 am
Thankfully (or not), Fiero seems to prefer me. But he will snuggle with the Cap’n. That’s ok.
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