You know what your problem is?
Nope. Didn’t know I had one.
You’re too stingy with the pussy.
What? Because I won’t let you stick a Devil Dog in it and endure a horrible yeast infection later – I’m stingy? Are you out of your mind?
Well, maybe you kind of make sense when you spell it out like that.
No shit.
But can’t you just get some medicine later to get rid of those yeastie things?
He REALLY loves Devil Dogs. I know that I told you awhile back that all Marshmallow Fluff that comes into the house is poked by Sweety’s penis – but this is different. I mean, a coochie is its own little ecosystems. Stick something wrong in there and the whole thing can get knocked out of whack. I just can’t chance it.
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I’m not sure what I would do with an evening at your house. I would probably die laughing though.
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November 23rd, 2008 9:18 pm
ROFLMAO
how the fuck am i supposed to use the marshmallow fluff for fudge now…
every time i see it i will think of this.
greeeeeeat. lo
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November 23rd, 2008 9:35 pm
Oh.My.Freakin’.God.
You two are crazy. Just nuts.
Reminds me of a joke.
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s’ arm.
The wife turns over and says ‘I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
‘Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?’
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November 23rd, 2008 10:29 pm
This is why God invented “Twix.”
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November 24th, 2008 10:09 am
I am such a Drake’s whore (we can’t get them down here in SC but I grew up on them in PA) that I would probably chance it.
Y’all are wacky n’ wild – i’ll give you that!
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November 24th, 2008 2:38 pm
I Love Devil Dogs those are my Favorite Drakes!
But not sure I’d want it that way lol
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November 24th, 2008 5:17 pm
Hey I was a devil dog. hmm, somehow different. I agree, keep food out of there.
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November 24th, 2008 7:19 pm
What about those little chocolate covered donuts? Or popsicles?
I love both of those and have been thinking about combining them with my other favorite thing–pussy.
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November 24th, 2008 10:48 pm
I think that a Devil Dog would probably be better for your coochie than a dick. Human beings have a lot of germs on them. If our bodies were a restaurant, the health department would have closed us all down long ago.
You wouldn’t be the first couple or the last to to have some fun with food. Now that I think about it, from now on I’m going to be more careful of the food I eat when visiting friends.
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November 25th, 2008 12:36 am
LOL, LOL..Yup! It is official now…You guys are totally wacko….!
I think Midwestern City Boy is right though…More germs on a penis than a “Devil Dog”….Hey! I’ve never even heard of a Devil Dog before…..Maybe they don’t have them in California….! But I am assuming they must be pretty damned good for Sweety to be so all over them like that……lol!
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November 25th, 2008 1:37 am
LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
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November 25th, 2008 7:40 am
Pantry, pussy, both start with “P” but never mix the two up.
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November 26th, 2008 9:01 am
I think you have created a monster there! LOL
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November 26th, 2008 10:12 am
Have A Lovely Thanksgiving, My Dear Chickie….! Are you cooking the Turkey this year…OR….maybe a Ham? OR….ordering in….?
Whatever you do, ENJOY IT ALL!
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November 26th, 2008 1:01 pm
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