I’m sorry that they’re out of lobster.
Out of lobster? Well, what do they have?
Crabs.
That’s cool. I like crabs.
You’ll have to catch them though. They’re like little spiders. You eat them raw. Feet first to make sure they don’t claw your eyes out.
What the fuck? Raw?
Yeah. They are juicy and good that way.
I want my crab cooked. Not raw.
You’ll have to go wait in the cook line for them then.
Okay.
Hey! Do you want me to get a light bulb?
What for?
So we can put a switch on it and have light.
Nah. I like it dark.
Oh…okay…
I love you though. Thanks for asking.
I love you too.
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Hahahahahahahaha I’m sorry they’re out of lobster, too.
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December 30th, 2008 7:48 pm
Sweety was so damn sorry that he was dreaming about it! I wonder why he dreams the things that I hear him talking about.
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December 30th, 2008 7:50 pm
I laughed so hard that I started coughing. Poor Sweety. Does he take Ambien, by any chance?
My daughter once woke me up (in tears) to confess that she really, really, really wasn’t a fan of zebras. She’s a wandering (sleeping) chatterbox.
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December 30th, 2008 9:28 pm
I’m so glad you can have fun like that…you are too much!!
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December 30th, 2008 9:45 pm
Too funny! Poor Sweety, what a wild dream? LOL hahahahaha!”
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December 30th, 2008 10:12 pm
LMAO
Man, you guys have so much fun.
I’m gonna go shop for a light for my crabs.
Not that I have crabs.
Crab… I was thinking of having crab for dinner on New Year’s Eve. It might be nice with a light bulb.
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December 30th, 2008 11:20 pm
That would scare the CRAP out of me if I talked in my sleep like that. I’d be afraid i’d divulge something I didn’t want known.
NOT that I do anything bad or wrong….. ahem.
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December 31st, 2008 12:18 pm
LOL, LOL…..Raw Crabs…..Ewwwwww! Sweety is funny, isn’t he? His sleepy-night conversations are something else…..Too bad there were no Lobsters…lol!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, DEAR CHICKIE, TO YOU AND YOURS! MAY 2009 BE A WONDEDRFULLY HEALTHY HAPPY YEAR!
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December 31st, 2008 12:48 pm
Oh, Sweety. I almost love him myself.
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December 31st, 2008 4:04 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR CHICKIE…SWEETY AND THE MENAGERIE!!
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December 31st, 2008 6:37 pm
Happy New Year, hope you can get rid of those crabs…
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December 31st, 2008 6:47 pm
That is too funny. How does he ever surprise you when he talks in his sleep so much? He’s defiantly a keeper.
Happy New Year to you all. Perhaps we’ll get some drunken blogging tonight.
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December 31st, 2008 7:14 pm
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