First off, I must apologize for not replying to comments in the last post. There were too many for my weak mind to handle. I suck and I’m sorry.
Okay.
Now I can post about whatever hits my Crown Royal addled mind.
I’ve never seen the movie Predator before. So shoot me. That’s what Sweety’s watching now. He thinks it’s a disgrace that I haven’t seen it. WTFE.
Heh, I taught the boys what WTFE and STFU meant. They were fans of screaming OMG and I thought I’d expand their horizons. They knew right away what the WTF and FU stood for so I didn’t teach them much.
One of Sweety’s favorite movies is Pure Country. (Even though I recognize that George Strait is fantastic and I’d have his little cowboy hatted babies – I can also admit that that movie sucked herpes infested donkey balls.) Can he really berate me for not seeing Predator? I think not. I’ve been dying to go to New York forever and a day to see The Nutcracker at Christmas time and he says no – but he finds out that Pure Fucking Country is going to be made into a musical and he suddenly thinks New York might be okay. Pfft.
It’s official. I’d rather pick Stinky Dog’s nose and eat her boogers than watch Predator. Stinky has some amazingly clean nostrils right now. You could fuck them and not get the clap or crabs.
Sweety is reciting the lines from this movie before they are said. He needs some stout electroshock therapy.
He has never seen Heathers. Oh Em Gee. I just ooched it to the top of my NetFlix so he can be enlightened even sooner.
Tiny Dog is licking out Stinky’s eyes. I swear, you have never heard a sound like it. Unless you eat watermelon with reckless abandon.
I think I need some crackers.
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“Instant gratification takes too long.”
Ten points if you know what movie THAT is from!
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Ooch “Pump Up the Volume” to #2. Help celebrate Christian Slater in his heyday!
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December 6th, 2008 7:55 am
Someone at my work got an e-mail of a stamp that said “WTF.” It made its way to the lady who orders all the stamps for our office, and she sent it to the guy who makes all our stamps and as a joke, he made up about 20 stamps that say WTF and sent them to our office. I have one on my desk that I use all the time. One of the girls in accounting, as a joke, stamped it on her hand and when she got home, her teenage daughter said “Mom, why do you have “Wednesday, Thursday, Friday” stamped on your hand?” LOL!! So now, when we want to say what the fuck, we say “WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY!!!!” instead. Hey BTW, let’s be friends on Netflix so we can see what screwed up movies each other watches! Mine’s under my emilyt37@gmail.com address.
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December 6th, 2008 10:47 am
I’m with Sweety. Predator is a great movie. I got it on DVD back when it was hard to find.
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December 6th, 2008 8:15 pm
When I was little I loved The Labyrinth and recently bought it at Target and made Mark suffer through it. I thought he was going to divorce me after that one… I wonder if Heathers will be the same for Sweety and you ;)
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December 6th, 2008 10:17 pm
Predator only gets better with Alien…. ;)
I hate to say that I can’t imagine Pure Country as a musical. It gives me images in my mind of George Strait in a tutu – and that’s just wroooooooooooooooooooooooong!!
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December 7th, 2008 4:35 am
Predator….YUCK. the same with Predator 2 and 3. Stick with your own good taste.
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December 7th, 2008 12:17 pm
Okay I know you are going to laugh but I LIKED Predator!
Country… in complete agreement. I’d have George’s little cowboy-hatted babies too but that movie was pure unadulterated DRECK.
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December 8th, 2008 11:08 am
Predator = boring.
‘Nuff said.
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December 8th, 2008 3:39 pm
Renn – No 10 points for me. I had to google it. Pump Up The Volume! Good idea!
Emily – I am so stealing “Wednesday, Thursday, Friday”. I’ll add you on Netflix tomorrow. I’m too lazy tonight.
Midwestern City Boy – Maybe I just need to watch it with an open mind…
Bekah – I think that a viewing of Heathers will bring us closer. Sweety is sensitive like that. (Ha!)
Rebturtle – I had Alien and Predator mixed up and I thought that Sweety was going to have a cow.
The Mom & Here Today, Gone Tomorrow – I’m not an Arnold fan and just couldn’t pay attention to it.
Patti – Patti, if we ever meet, we are going to sit down and watch it. I think I would enjoy it from your perspective!
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December 8th, 2008 10:06 pm
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