Sweety has lost his fucking mind.
He came home today and announced that we needed to have a baby so we could “do it right”. He’s pretty sad that LB & BB get the short end of the stick at the coaew’s and thinks it would be nice if he could have a baby and “do it right”.
I like to sleep in too much for that. I’m too old. My eggs are raisins.
I kicked him in the testicles and made him a drink.
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i feel the exact. same. way.
and you just gave me a good reason to make myself a drink. lol
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Chickie said:
February 28th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Make two.
I had the baby bug but it left.
We just need more Chihuahuas.
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February 28th, 2009 12:04 am
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
But, you didn’t get a video of Sweety being kicked in the nads?
Dammit. You dont’ love me at all.
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Chickie said:
February 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
No video. I’m between cameras right now.
Let me make you feel better by saying that maybe it wasn’t a full-on kick. Maybe I just massaged them with my feet. Something that I wouldn’t be able to do if I were working around a pregnant belly.
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February 28th, 2009 12:59 pm
Oh, Chickie…you are such a good Mom already. When they are gone you will miss the boys. Long time no see. My sister,Candy, is here with us for a little while. Hope all is good with you.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
I know I’ll miss the boys but I don’t have any desire to do it from the beginning (right now anyway)!
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February 28th, 2009 9:22 pm
What are you going to do if he keeps the baby bug? He might have it at the same time as you do and even though they take a long time to “cook” they are very quick and easy to make. And I don’t think he likes Chihuahuas as much as you do.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Eh, I’d have to go off the pill and wait to drop an egg. I’d probably lose the baby bug before I had time to do that.
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February 28th, 2009 10:50 pm
Thank God that February is over. Maybe Sweetie will get off the crazy train and have a better march.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Amen to that.
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March 1st, 2009 9:27 am
I’m with Heather, stick with the Chihuahuas, having a freeze dried baby on your coffee table would just upset the neighbors…
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
hahahahahahaha! True, true!
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March 1st, 2009 2:08 pm
Besides, if you had a baby you’d be too busy to blog … and that isn’t going to cut it!
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
No! I could take thousands of photos of my incredibly cute kids with snot encrusted noses for your viewing pleasure. You’d like that, right?
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AmyD said:
March 1st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
You SO would NOT. You’d be like me with Maggie and posts videos of the baby kicking Sweety’s ass while throwing gang signs!
And you KNOW this, maaaaan.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
You know me.
I’d make it a grill for its front teeth out of tin foil. HEY! I bet Maggie would LOVE a tin foil grill!
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March 1st, 2009 4:34 pm
I was going to write something, but Phos’ comment made it fall right out of my head.
So, so very wrong! FUNNY, but WRONG.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I totally didn’t see where that comment was going.
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March 1st, 2009 6:23 pm
Phos may well receive the comment of the month award.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:29 pm
If I weren’t so lazy, I’d make him an award. That was a good one.
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March 1st, 2009 7:57 pm
You already have a kid… my kid. Your virtual baby.
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Anonymous said:
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 am
I am 100% ok with my virtual baby. I tried to explain it to Sweety & he said I spend too much time on the computer & the phone.
I really need a new phone that gets video & mms messages!
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March 1st, 2009 11:36 pm
Although I DO think you need a little girl, eh I’m on the fence with this one so i’ll shut up~
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Chickie said:
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I’d like a little girl. One about two years old. Then I want someone to give her to when she starts the second grade.
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March 2nd, 2009 9:20 am
Tell him you’ll have one if HE’LL get pregnant, give birth and get up every few hours with the kid!
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Chickie said:
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Hahahahahaha! I did tell him I’d pop one out if he’d be totally responsible once it arrived. He declined.
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March 2nd, 2009 4:16 pm
Oh, he has so forgot how ‘fun’ babies are. Perhaps a recording of a screaming infant alternated with raging hormonal crying women to listen to for about 12 straight hours. (They have them at Planned Parenthood.- $19.95) Then he will hand you his testicles and pour you a drink.
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Chickie said:
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
That is a nice idea! I could straight jacket him and the put earbuds in his ears and let him listen.
I’m dying laughing now.
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March 2nd, 2009 10:28 pm
you CANT have a baby. Ive been informed that anything over 2 is cutting into other people’s allotments so I claimed your natural born kid allotment as well as several others
anyways, if he needs to break that fever, you can come baby sit my kids. that will cure you right quick. They shit more then one would think humanly possible
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Chickie said:
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I am so glad to hear about the allotment! I have an out now!
Can I take the girls to Disney? I like princesses. I’m burned out on testosterone over here.
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March 3rd, 2009 10:54 am
LOL, LOL, LOL…..You are too much, my dear Chickie!
“Kicked him the testicles”…..That had to SMART…..lol!
And, eggs like raisins….BRILLIANT! LOL!
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Chickie said:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
And you know I’m serious, right? ;)
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March 4th, 2009 10:05 pm
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