Once upon a time, there was a Girl. She worked in the Second Circle of Hell. She came in every day and picked up her pitchfork and did what needed to be done. She didn’t talk to many people because she had a job to do and wasn’t a very good multi-tasker.
So if you became your friend, she watched your back and totally despised anyone that wished ill will upon you.
One day, Crackhead came up to Girl and wanted to gossip about Girl’s friend. Crackhead didn’t know that Girl had a Friend because she was so quiet. Girl put Crackhead in her place and Crackhead moseyed on back to her corner of the circle.
But Crackhead continued to do shitty things to Friend for no reason. Lies are not nice.
And one day? One shiny day? Crackhead got called on it and got written up by Higher Ups.
This made Girl smile with her sharp little teeth.
Today was the best. day. ever.
The End.
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Don’t you just love happy endings?? It’s awesome when you get to see people get what’s coming to them! Fuck crackheads!
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Sometimes you have to wait awhile for a happy ending. But it’s worth the wait.
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February 27th, 2009 6:55 am
Oh you did SUCH a better job than I did with your work tale.
Much MUCH better!
I DO like happy endings… but seeing crackhead boiled in a vat of bubbling oil would have warmed my cold heart too!
Have a good week-end sweetie!
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Work tale? Oh, no! (in keeping with the company’s electronic policy of not speaking of a coworker in a bad light even if you don’t name them) This is totally made up! *snort*
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February 27th, 2009 7:51 am
I like stories with happy endings.
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Me too. It made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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February 27th, 2009 2:03 pm
Hooray for vengeance against Crackheads!
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I wish I could make a banner that says that and drape it over my desk.
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February 27th, 2009 7:38 pm
Glad to hear that today was a good day in the Second Circle of Hell. I know you’ve got some extra running to do on Saturday; but I hope that you have a good weekend anyway.
P.S. Would the First Circle of Hell be a promotion or a demotion?
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
The First Circle is a demotion. I was there for 2 years and damn near lost my mind.
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February 27th, 2009 8:45 pm
Karma’s a bitch. And always happens. Some day, some how, it always happens.
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Chickie said:
March 1st, 2009 at 8:30 pm
It’s nice that karma is reliable like that. Sometimes I give up on it and then “wham!”. There it is.
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February 28th, 2009 9:22 pm
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