This is my town’s mayor. I ask you – does this guy look like a douche or what? I think it’s the smarmy smile and the highlighted hair. Nine times out of ten, men with highlighted hair are assholes. That’s what my scientific survey says. I put his photo up and didn’t actually type his name because I don’t want him to sue me for slander.
I know that a lot of you have those evil little trackers on your website stat counter things on your sidebars so you know where I’m at. (So don’t freak out, Sweety.) When we had cable, we could watch the city council meetings on the local station. Can you say “clusterfuck”?
It’s great to flip open the Orlando Sentinel and know that if I see his name or my town’s name in a headline that the article is going to make me groan out loud. This is my favorite recent story. I guess they don’t make people that work for the city take any sort of sensitivity training or test them to make sure they aren’t complete dumbasses.
I hope someone’s dog takes a giant shit in his yard and he steps in it on the way to work. No, wait. I take that back. I hope he steps barefoot in it on his way out to get the newspaper in the morning.
Phwew. I feel better now.
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Whoo I like the way you think girl. Yes he looks like a total douche!
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Chickie said:
February 26th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
This fool just makes me want to gag. Icky poo.
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February 26th, 2009 9:49 am
I saw he was first elected in 2005. Hopefully he’ll be up for re-election soon and a year from now will be nothing but a quickly fading memory.
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Chickie said:
February 27th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Oh, I hope so! He’s getting a divorce right now. I think his wife’s going to clean him out and he’ll end up a bum on the beach.
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February 27th, 2009 8:35 pm
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