While I’m At It


I’ll just bitch some more, okay? It’s PMS season. Cut me some slack.

Sweety got a message on his cell phone the other day from coaew before he picked the boys up from school – “I just wanted to let you know that LB grabbed a wire that had been in the fire and burned his fingertips. He didn’t actually burn them IN the fire.” Oh. Okay. Thanks for the clarification. I’m pretty sure that they boys lose all common sense when they go to their mother’s. I’m just glad to see them come back from there alive and not missing any digits or eyeballs. Sweety had a talk with LB about staying away from fire no matter where he is. You know what we do when we have fires? We tell the kids to stay far enough away from it so that they don’t get burned. Novel concept, no?

Let me tell you something else that is pinging around in my mean little mind.

(Sheesh. I can’t believe I’m going to tell you this. It really highlights my cunty goodness.)

LB has baseball practice this Saturday from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. This is coaew’s weekend. Sweety is helping coach the team. So help me Pete, if Sweety tells her that he’ll get LB and take him to practice and then take him back to her, I will croak. Why? Because dammit, if my Saturday night is going to be shot to shit due to baseball practice and it’s not our weekend, then I want her to sit her ass on those bleachers for two hours experience the joy as well.

I can’t help it. Admitting that you’re a bitch makes it not so bad, right? Or not. Who cares. It’s not in my nature at all to be a nice person to coaew. It’s really all I can do to keep my yap shut in real life when she does something that makes me spasm.

Guess who is going to be nearby Saturday night? Gallagher. When I heard today on the radio – I came thisclose to buying tickets. I got busy doing other shit stuff, like getting all of the supplies together for a project that LB has, (It’s due on Monday and they go to their mom’s tonight til Monday morning. I mean, we can’t break an 8 year habit and do a project over there instead of here, can we?) and thought I’d get them tonight. (I knew I was going to be home alone tonight. Sweety & company are at baseball practice.) In the meantime, I found out about Saturday’s baseball practice. He’s going to have a show on Friday night too. I could possibly zoom to it after I got off of work but Sweety wasn’t enthused when I mentioned it to him.

Hey! Do you know who Gallagher is? Watermelon guy?

*eyeroll* He is so eighties.

Sweety is complaining that someone is “eighties”? I swear, he has t-shirts from 1988 in his closet.


12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Bwahahahaha. Gallagher was cool. I don’t know that I’d be for getting watermelon guts thrown in my direction though… maybe if I was drunk.

    Ummm, I think coaew gives you enough grief that if you don’t bitch about it here you’ll just run off and commit a felony. So, please bitch!!! I don’t want to have to send you cigarettes in prison to keep you from being someone’s girlfriend.

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    Chickie said:

    Dude, I was totally ready to spend the extra $10 to sit in the Watermelon Zone! That’s what ponchos are for.

    “Blogging keeps me from being someone’s bitch.” That should be my tagline.

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    February 25th, 2009 9:30 pm

  2. Wow..you’ve been a blogging fool today. You go girl! Yippee – Gallagher. I think it was in the “80’s” that I made it to one of his shows. It was terrific. I think I liked him next best – behind George Carlin.

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    Chickie said:

    With me, when it rains – it pours. Sometimes I think I should stick something in draft to post when I’m having blogger’s block but my greed at seeing my words on the internet won’t allow it.

    George Carlin is the only comedian I’ve ever seen in person. I’m glad I did!

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    February 25th, 2009 10:53 pm

  3. And just WHAT is wrong with the eighties?! Tell Sweety they are TOTALLY BACK!

    I agree, make COAEW sit her ass in the bleachers. Yeah i’m a bitch too – proud of it! Bitches~Unite

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    Chickie said:

    Well, I’m a bitch but I lost. The fried cunt is dropping LB off at practice on Saturday and we’re taking him to her when he’s done. I hope her eyeball explodes.

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    February 26th, 2009 9:48 am

  4. if i hadnt just blown my wad at outback feeding steak to my vegetarian friend, we’d so be at Gallagher

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    Chickie said:

    Hit your vegetarian friend up for a loan. He/she will probably be very agreeable as they come out of their meat coma.

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    February 26th, 2009 2:34 pm

  5. Phos

    I love Gallagher. Haven’t seen him in ages. Mrs. Phos and I went to see him live, didn’t get front row, but it was fun anyway.

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    Chickie said:

    Ah! This reinforces it! I AM MISSING SOMETHING!

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    February 26th, 2009 5:32 pm

  6. Gallagher= Rad. I own up to my eighties goodness.

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    Chickie said:

    Yay! Word to your mother!

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    March 1st, 2009 5:10 pm

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