Sweety gave me blogger’s block this weekend.
I was telling him about something and I had blogged about it and said something like, “You didn’t read it?”. Because I had been under the impression that he kept up with things here. (because I know he reads the Twitters in the sidebar because he mentions them.) His reply? “No. Why do I want to read that boring shit? Your dogs, job and the coaew. That’s it. Over and over and over.”
There was utter silence in the car for about 10 minutes.
You know, that was kind of a mean thing to say.
What?
That my posts are boring. Even if they are. That wasn’t nice. You could have just said you didn’t read it.
What I meant was the things you write about are repetitive because that’s all you do.
You know what?! Sometimes people send me emails letting me know they like my boring! (imagine a nice, shrill voice here. maybe I was feeling sensitive and my eyes were moist too)
*blink* *blink* Maybe I should start getting out and doing things. So I am less repetitive, asshole. (okay, the asshole part was only in my head.)
I think Sweety sensed that the Homeland Security alert had just went up to Orange.
You make your things sound interesting though! You’re like ramen!
Ramen? Fifteen cents a package ramen? WTF?
No, wait! Your life is like plain ramen noodles but you are like the ramen seasoning packet. Once you sprinkle on there it’s all interesting!
So I’ve been trying to think of something new to blog about and have come up empty handed.
I did take out some frustration on Sweety’s ass on Saturday night though. I love my little riding crop. And tequila. He still has a criss-cross pattern back there.
There! That didn’t pertain to work or dogs or coaew!
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ROFLMAO picturing Sweety’s riding cropped ass.
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Chickie said:
March 18th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I could send you a picture!
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March 18th, 2009 8:10 pm
I’m with Bekah…the visual is very interesting. And NO – your writing is NOT boring. We love to hear about all the above. So there – give him another thrashing!
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Chickie said:
March 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
On your word, he will get another.
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March 18th, 2009 8:23 pm
Whatever. Maybe you do write about the same shit, but it’s all in the delivery. I couldn’t not write about the stuff you write about and make it fucking HILARIOUS every time. I have never once thought “here she goes again”.
Hmmm, so what does SWEETY’S blog say, since he is so interesting?
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Chickie said:
March 18th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I’ve told Sweety he should blog since he always has something to say. He said he’s too busy having a life. WTFE.
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March 18th, 2009 8:35 pm
1. I do not find your writing to be repetitive.
2. You say some really wickedly funny as shit that NO ONE else is saying.
3. Sometimes (a lot) you talk about Sweety and sex. THAT is a big one he should APPRECIATE. Cuz, the reports generally aren’t bad around here, y’know?
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Chickie said:
March 18th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
You know why there’s so much #3 around here? Usually, as I’m tapping away on the keyboard, he is giving me the evil eye. The only way to preserve peace is to log off and suck his dick. I feel compelled to let you all know when that’s happening.
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Chickie said:
March 19th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Upon reread of this – now I’m worried that I can add sex talk to my list of over & over & over things.
I’m seriously going to look for a hobby.
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March 18th, 2009 8:51 pm
LOL, LOL, LOL….Well, I guess you took care of “The Sweetster”…lol!
I don’t think you are boring at all! No one writes in a more interesting funny way than you, Chickie…There could be a little book filled with all your very hilarious Expressions In Imagery…..!
So…..My Opiniom?
You Just Keep On Writing Whatever You Want!
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Chickie said:
March 19th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I wish that I could draw so I could put visuals to some of the phrases that run in my head.
I will just keep on keeping on!
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March 18th, 2009 10:48 pm
Oh dearest you are one of my favorite reads and NEVER EVER boring. Clearly Sweety does NOT read….
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Chickie said:
March 19th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Thank you.
He said that since he lives my blog that it’s not as interesting to him as other things are. I get that.
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March 19th, 2009 12:28 pm
And to think I wanted to start a Sweetie Appreciation Club. Bah!
Tell Sweetie he is not allowed to read your blog ever. That should fix him.
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Chickie said:
March 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I will forward your message. I’ll let you know if he peeks here in the future so you can give him what for.
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March 19th, 2009 7:07 pm
I’ve been a long time reader and never thought of this as boring. I guess that it’s just not his taste in blogging. Still, isn’t he worried what might happen to him in his sleep? Your thought beams are very powerful.
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Chickie said:
March 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
He’s gotten over what might happen to him in his sleep. He knows I prefer to do things to him when he’s awake. Sometimes, I like to see him flinch.
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March 19th, 2009 7:20 pm
Boring? Awww come on. You’re the one that brought us maniacal cackling over bubble wrap, funky “colored” X-Mas lights just to toy with your neighbor, your “freak flag”-aka monstrous auto dealership balloon, and the incessant fumbling that is every man’s nightmare as he backpedals away from accidentally saying what he was thinking without filtering it first!
This stuff is top-notch!
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Chickie said:
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Hey! You’re RIGHT!
You aren’t a professional party pooper.
You are an appreciator of good story-telling.
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March 20th, 2009 3:52 am
You DO know that my brain sees what you write, right?
RIGHT?!
*MY* evening will apparently be filled with your husbands welted up rear end.
Thanks. :)
[I totally DARE you to read that aloud to Sweety. Tone/delivery/inflection is up to you.]
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Chickie said:
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Hahahahaha! So sorry for delivering that mental image!
I dare not read that to Sweety. Of all the posts he had to read – he read this one and almost fell off the couch when he got to the last bit. I told him it would be pointless to remove it at that time because the internet had already seen his shame.
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March 20th, 2009 6:09 pm
Does Sweety know that you have a following? That we love your insigt and hilarious comments. You are very funny and keep me in stitches and I would miss you so much. So write on, Chickie, because you are funny! I love seeing all the different aspects of your life from being a mother to the boys, keeping it all together in spite of last minute requests from BB and LB. You dogs and of cours your Mother and her visit. Last but not least is all the fun things you and Sweety do. LOL
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Chickie said:
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Sweety knows that I talk to people here. He thinks it’s weird.
Thank you for speaking up!
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March 22nd, 2009 11:39 pm
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