A whole Dairy Queen cone. Hand dipped or soft serve.
One pound of chocolate from a Whitman’s Sampler.
A whole Snow Cone with a gumball in the bottom.
2 sacks of Big League Chew Bubble Gum.
4 regular sized bags of chocolate M&M’s.
An entire bag of microwaved popcorn.
12 ounce bag of shredded coconut.
One sleeve of Thin Mint Cookies.
A Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast.
2 McDonald’s hamburgers.
A whole frosted cupcake.
Hot dog. Bun and all.
Tiny Dog’s head.
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Sweety has shoved all of these things into his mouth.
Not everything at the same time. But each sentence.
AND A SUPER SPECIAL VIDEO!
This is Bekah. You should sign up to read her blog. She is the bomb diggity. We are having a party through the keyboard and she just drank my tequila. It’s okay. I still love her.
Here’s the link if the video isn’t there!
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Wow I look fucking TRASHED in that video still. I mean my GOD I didn’t look that drunk in the entire video. BAD STILL, YOUTUBE.
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Chickie said:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Yeah. Bad Youtube.
Don’t worry. I changed the still to one that doesn’t have you with your eyes rolled back in your head. Might take awhile to update though.
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March 5th, 2009 10:33 pm
Also: Jose Cuervo is like FUCKING WATER in Mexico.
I love Mexico.
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Chickie said:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I love Mexico for you.
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March 5th, 2009 10:37 pm
I was going to say, “Things to be eaten after partaking of green leafy party pharmaceuticals”…..all of them. Then it’s time to go to Waffle House.
I will admit Tiny Dog’s head is a little chewy.
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Chickie said:
March 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Speck! It’s you!!!!
How do you know about Tiny’s head? Has she been stepping out on us?
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March 5th, 2009 10:45 pm
Green leafy pharmaceuticals? I’d love to know what that is. I’m such an innocent virgin.
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Chickie said:
March 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Poke salad. It makes you strong.
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March 5th, 2009 11:32 pm
You know what makes you young? Speaking in an English accent. FOR REALS. Takes years off your face.
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Chickie said:
March 6th, 2009 at 11:54 am
English accent? Who do you think you are? Madonna?
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March 5th, 2009 11:55 pm
Tiny and I have been meeting on the sly since she was jailbait. I’ve developed a certain fondness for gnawing on her ears. Nomming dog heads is the newest rage on the California club scene. Produces a rather furry buzz.
My BIL grows poke salad in his backyard, bushels of the stuff. Don’t know why because he doesn’t do anything with it. Maybe he thinks that’s just what Sutheners are supposed to do.
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Chickie said:
March 6th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Ear nomming? I hope you use protection. There’s no telling where the little slut has been.
My Mom will stop her car to pick poke salad growing on the side of the road. It’s good with bacon & onions. But what isn’t good with those?
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March 6th, 2009 2:14 am
I need to check out the video, can’t at work. Sweety has good taste!
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Chickie said:
March 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Sweety does pick out good treats. He’s fun to eat with.
Make sure I click on the video to get to my Youtube stream. You can see the other fine videos that Bekah produced later in the evenng.
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March 6th, 2009 10:39 am
I was going to say crunchy.
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Chickie said:
March 7th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
You would be right on that count too.
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March 7th, 2009 1:20 pm
Well, I have a NEW Problem. I cannot see this video. ALL I see is an empty space with a colorful little box in the upper left corner…It’s not just here on your blog…BUT EVERYWHERE…I can see the Videos on YouTube…SO……Any ideas what this might be…? HELP!
I cannot get over that Sweety can eat ALL of that and stay so slim….That is not fair at all….lol!
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Chickie said:
March 7th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I sent you the video link! Who knows what weirdness going on in internet land?
Sweety is always busy. He does alot of moving things at work and I think that’s the key to his girlish figure.
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March 7th, 2009 4:25 pm
Hasn’t tiny dogs head been in stinky dogs behind?
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Chickie said:
March 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
She’s sniffed it but she doesn’t rub her face on it. Germs build up your immune system!
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March 9th, 2009 12:41 am
Bekah is freakin’ hilarious!! Now I see why u luv her so!!
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Chickie said:
March 10th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
She is a doll!
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March 10th, 2009 8:02 am
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