This weekend I resorted to paying the boys to do housecleaning that I didn’t want to deal with. It was that or get a maid and this way was cheaper and I know where they live so it makes it easy for things to be redone if need be. The place is dusted (how I hate dusting!) and cleaned.
Sweety & the boys put in a little garden and Sweety painted for me! We’ve got a couple of walls in Cherry Tart and some in Navajo White. I’d originally picked out Frosted Pomegranate but it wasn’t what we were looking for when we tested it out. Sweety was kind enough to take the painting we have that has the red I wanted to the store with him to match it for the second try. I will show it to you when we’re all done and decorated.
BB had a baseball game Monday night. The boys were supposed to go home with their mother but she sent LB over about an hour into it to ask Sweety if they could go home with us. She needed to go home right away and let her husband into the house because he’d locked himself out. Puh-leez. What a crock of shit. You wouldn’t believe how many car repairs and other “emergencies” come up with her during baseball season. (Each vehicle they have has had at least one broken axle and all sorts of tire and brake issues. I just don’t buy it because it just seems very odd that these things only crop up on weekends that the boys are at her house & there’s a game.)
You want to leave the game early, just say it. Don’t make up some bullshit excuse. We know it was crap because she didn’t want to take LB home with her. Other times when she’s left early, he goes with her (since it is her night and she misses him so much) but not Monday. The icing on the cake was that she didn’t even go to the dugout and tell BB that she was leaving. We heard him hollering at LB later, “Hey! Where’s mom?” Stupid bint.
I kind of flipped out at work yesterday. My first call ended up being 30 minutes of misery and I started to cry about 25 minutes into it. I made a beeline for the bathroom after I hung up and ran smack into my bosses boss. He wanted to know if I was okay. I looked up (Well, down. He’s a shorty. But I had to raise my head.) at him with snot streaming and leaky eyes and said, “sure!”. So he asked again and I gave the same reply. But really. Of course fucking not. Dude, it’s 9:30 in the morning and I’m ugly crying at work. How the hell can I be okay? It took a good 15 minutes to calm down in the bathroom.
When I got home last night, Sweety thought I’d either been eating Xanax all day (No, not even one. I’d left the little bits of sweetness at home because I hadn’t forseen a total meltdown at work.) or had been drinking because I seemed so out of it. Nope. That was just me totally defeated.
I hopped in the pool today and got some sun on my ghostly ass. My reason for wanting a tan? It doesn’t show as bad when I go without shaving my legs. When I’m all pale you can really notice that it needs to be done. Also got my eyebrows threaded and ate Korean food for lunch. Tomorrow I will take over the world!
Do you ever volunteer for something and then wonder why you did that? The school just called and needs people to work at the book fair next week. Instead of just agreeing to the 2 hours that I could have, I said I’d stay til it closed when she mentioned they were short on people. At least it’s inside and with books. My two favorite things.

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Sorry for the meltdown, I’ll try and be nicer next time I call :) COAEW has got some real hard times coming. Those boys will one day catch on to her ass and she’ll lose them … mentally I mean.
Good for you for volunteering at the book fare!
Can’t wait for the pics of the red walls, I’m dying to paint a couple red and am meeting some stern opposition. I’m hoping yours will convince him!
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I knew it was you! You REALLY are an elderly, black, ex-schoolteacher – aren’t you?!
It just blows my mind that she doesn’t seem to see how she’s alienating them. I figure when BB starts high school next year and has to be at school super early that they’ll be here just about full-time and won’t even blink about it.
This is the living room wall that goes into the toyroom and the dining room looking into the kitchen. It’s more of a muted red than this. The flash made it look weird. It will all look better later. Sweety just slapped this up.
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April 22nd, 2009 2:42 pm
I have a wonderful red wall – it is scumbled (roughly painted with a huge brush) in three layers – red / orange / red. My friend Pookie did it, and he is a genius designer. Now all my black & white pictures are on it. I’ve had it for over a year, and I still love looking at it. The rest of the apartment is all in Baker’s White.
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
The scumbling sounds cool! I thought about doing different kind of “treatments” to the red but decided to just be happy that Sweety was doing the painting.
I’m going to use the red wall in the living room to showcase some of my “weird art” (as the boys call it).
It just looks so nice and so different from the paint job/border that was there before. It’s mine now!
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April 22nd, 2009 5:41 pm
I was doing fine until I got to the part about your ghostly ass and then I went into a trance and lost my train of thought.
As if I ever actually had one.
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
The ghost ass will do that to you. Do you need an exorcism? Chi Ch 2.0 is doing them at a discount right now in honor of Cinco de Mayo.
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April 22nd, 2009 8:56 pm
You and I really must work at the same place. There is one place here that threads eyebrows but i’m too chicken to do it.
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
What is it with these workplaces? Making me crazy…
Go for the threading! You will never wax again! Trust me.
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April 24th, 2009 1:51 pm
I love threading! I’m allergic to wax; I look like a Klingon within minutes.
Ugly crying at work sucks. I’m sorry that old bat made you cry.
Have an excellent weekend!
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I had no idea that I was allergic to wax the whole time I was getting them waxed. I thought everyone turned red and broke out after waxing.
That’s okay. I put some thoughtbeams on that old bat. All of her pets will run away before the weekend is over.
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April 24th, 2009 7:34 pm
I LOVE the red walls! They are sooooo you! They are actually me too so if Sweetie has a free weekend…….
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Thank you! I’ll see if I can send Sweety your way. He’s an excellent painter!
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April 25th, 2009 6:23 am
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