I’m sitting on the couch while BB plays the slot machine game on pogo.com. He’s been dying to get a membership there for weeks now and I broke down tonight and signed him up for a free, two week trial. Haven’t heard a peep out of him in an hour. I will pay for rehab when he’s fighting a gambling addiction in 10 years. For the record, I also made him read a book today too so his brain wouldn’t rot.
Sweety & LB are at baseball practice for the next couple of hours. The house is clean and it smells good and it’s quiet. I am totally digging life right now.
I decided that I’d like a drink (Yes, I know I said I was laying off tequila but the bottle is open. It needs drinking.) of tequila but I didn’t want BB to see me doing it. (Though, he REALLY hasn’t moved off the couch in awhile. I’m sure he’s still breathing. He changed the t.v. channel a minute ago.) So I moved my bar into the bathroom. I really need a little icebox in there. And now the panic that likes to grip me the night before going back to work has been tamped down. Wootie woot!
You know what my problem is? I’m a dumbass and let my birth control run out. I thought there was another package in the cabinet but there wasn’t. So I haven’t gotten laid in a coon’s age. I am ready to come unglued. (Don’t worry. Sweety is still being tended to. I’m nice like that.) But! I found two condoms in our dresser drawer! I’m seriously going to get banged into next week tonight or else. It is entirely possible that Sweety will get fucked to death tonight. And then snapped in half and eaten.
Whoa. Tequila makes me mean.
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You make me laugh.
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Good. I can’t wait to see you in person again and see you do it! Maybe I will tickle you until you pee.
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bekah said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Oh, please don’t. I get violent when I’m being tickled. I’d hate to have to hurt you.
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I’m like that too when being tickled. I feel tickling is an assault.
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April 22nd, 2009 9:10 pm
i love you. like lots and lots and lots.
i’m starting boot camp on monday and am not supposed to be drinking…
but my period is due to start tomorrow
and i’m about ready to kill something.
not you though.
like i said
i love you.
…….. i can have one right?
Yes?
ok good.
now it’s your fault.
WOOO HOOOO
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
In light of the situation, you may have two.
I will take the blame. My shoulders are strong.
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April 22nd, 2009 9:14 pm
Best of luck with that! If we don’t hear from you again until next week, I guess we’ll know the bang was a successful one, with lots of Machs and G-forces and stuff. heh
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
hahahahahaha! Yes! With Machs and G-forces!
He came home for a minute after practice and had to go back to work for a bit. I warned him of what was coming. He looked excited. Little does he know…
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April 22nd, 2009 9:38 pm
It really sounds like you have a lovely evening planned. I feel like we may need to have something similar over here.
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Chickie said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 pm
It’s funny how these evenings sneak up. I’m like a sex camel. I can go awhile without it but when the urge hits, it is an emergency!
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April 22nd, 2009 10:09 pm
LOL, LOL….I hope nothing got bitten in half….That Tequila reallly gets you going…! Time to renew that perscription, my dear….lol!
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Everyone survived the night! :) I’ve got the pills, just waiting for enough time to pass that they’re working. I’ve got them to fill automatically so this doesn’t happen again!
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April 23rd, 2009 12:45 pm
If you send me BB’s pogo name – I can give him a free 5 day pass also. When that is up I have 2 more 5 day passes I can give him. I am a die hard pogo person. Been a member for many years. that pool looks so inviting!!!
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I will so send you his name! He will love that. Unless he decides that he wants to be a member and is willing to fork over the yearly fee to me.
Me and the boys like to go into a room at the same time and then kick everyone’s asses.
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April 23rd, 2009 8:57 pm
Poor Sweety…I picture him on crutches.
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
He’s okay. No Sweeties were harmed during my satiation.
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April 24th, 2009 5:34 pm
Buy the man some Gatorade first. It sounds like he’s going to need it.
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
LOL I actually did offer him juice as soon as he walked through the door!
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April 24th, 2009 7:35 pm
Don’t EVER let the birth control lapse! The more important but less obvious reason is it makes us mean bitches. I don’t even have sex so birth control isn’t even thought about but the hormones my body needs are in that tiny little pill. Skipping 3 days puts me OTT!
I do the world a favour by taking it!
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Chickie said:
April 25th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Oh, yes! That too. The only thing worse than a mean bitch is a mean, horny bitch.
I’d been such a grouch that it was actually work to get him to the bedroom. I think he was afraid.
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April 25th, 2009 6:10 am
OMG! I remember those freakin days. Get as much as you can because one day it’s all over and you’ll be sad.:( Ha Ha Ha
You are so funny and cute.
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Chickie said:
April 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
LOL I will so remember this and start doing it like a bunny to remember on a rainy day!
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April 26th, 2009 10:16 pm
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