Sweety has mentioned that I’m an extremist. I’m either off or on. Going at whatever 100 mph or hiding under the covers. You could call the terror alert level here at orange as of late.
Things previously posted about have come to fruition. How am I dealing with it? Well, for a few weeks, I just didn’t do it. Then I realized that no matter what I say, I really can’t afford to get canned. Not being one to halfway do shit – I’m doing my best to just do it.
Thank you, Xanax. Without you, I am nothing. (Really. Nothing. Because those things make me want to eat. I ran out of food at work the other day and ate a pencil sharpener and a pad of post-it notes. True story.) I only eat them on workdays and Sweety hates it. But they keep me from crying at work. It freaks him out when I come home and am emotionless. He prefers cunty-goodness-Anna to blahed-the-fuck-out-Anna. He’s crazy.
To divert us from me becoming a pillhead at work (Oh! A friend at work got fired/quit on Friday! My workday has gotten even shittier. I did not know that was even possible!) or biting family members’ heads off in my spare time – here is some doggy goodness.
This is Stinky Dog loving some dog ice cream. I didn’t know she’d eat something cold but since she enjoys it, I’m going to start freezing some broth for her. Notice the hint of tongue? I am a huge fan of peeks of dog tongue. It’s like it’s something that you aren’t supposed to see.
And here is Tiny Dog being a little asshole. She wasn’t too fond of the ice cream but she didn’t eat it until Stinky finished hers and came sniffing around. Then she just gobbled it down. No licking. I bet that bitch got one hell of a brain freeze.
This is her little snaggletooth. Sweety says we should put a brace on it to straighten it out but I think it adds character.
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Is it even possible for Tiny to have too much character?? (I’d be grabbing that tooth at every opportunity.)
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Chickie said:
May 12th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Tiny is bursting at the seams with character. I have been known to polish the tooth when she’s in a deep sleep.
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May 11th, 2009 6:52 am
My boyfriend prefers me to be my crazy, moody, freaky, weird, bitchy self over my blahed calmed down off medications self. Guys are weird sometimes. =p
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Chickie said:
May 12th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
He says it’s creepy when I’m calm. Like I’m planning something bad.
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May 11th, 2009 7:02 am
Sorry work is such a Horror Show, Chickie…I feel for you, I truly do.
LOVE the pictures of your sweet dear doggies….Stinky is so adorable and Tiny…Well, you know how I feel about that little cutie-pie…And I think you are right. Her snaggkletooth DOES give her Character!
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Chickie said:
May 13th, 2009 at 11:44 am
I keep reminding myself that the paycheck is nice.
And it is a good thing to come home from a shitty day and be greeted by such lovelies!
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May 13th, 2009 3:46 am
Oh honey,,,,would you even CONSIDER putting your resume together and sending it out there….the worst that could happen is someone calling you for a job…seriously…I love the site. I love your postings. I would even say, yes, as weird a fucking statement as can be found from a fuck in Akransas, I love you…so please – just send it out. Believe me, sending out creates soooo much feeling of freedom in universe of one. LOL
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Chickie said:
May 14th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
You know? I HAVE been thinking about putting together a resume. I don’t even know what I’d do with it but it would be nice to have…just in case.
Thank you for the nice comment :)
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May 13th, 2009 8:54 pm
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