I mentioned awhile back that BB was going to a trip at theme park at night (gasp!) and that stupid flaming twatwad of an exwife had her crusty panties in a wad because she wasn’t consulted first.
Honestly? She is the last person consulted when the boys want to do something extracurricular. This is because all of those things fall to us to deal with. Paying for them, travel arrangements. I think the 6 years of her insisting that she get first dibs on field trip chaperoning and she always told them that she could never do it for whatever reason (so I went on all of those trips) really influenced who they look to for permission for things. And yeah, yeah. I know she’s their mother and has a right to make decisions. But she never does. She’ll make a decision about something and then flake out on it. So anyone that thinks I’m being an overbearing stepmother can kiss my ass.
LB had a baseball game tonight and BB was there. So was the coaew. The subject of the trip comes up and in front of everybody she starts chewing on BB saying that she needs to know about these things and that he needs to call her the minute that we pick him up from the school at midnight. Now really. Was it really necessary to have this conversation with him in the tone she used in front of everyone?
Luckily, I was not at the game. Because I am really full of fried cunty goodness. I’m sure that there would have been no way for me to bite back, “Well, YOU of all people should know how mature BB is for his age! I mean, if you would trust him to babysit his siblings on school nights when he was 11.5 years old so you could go hit all the bars an hour away on ladies night, surely a chaperoned school trip at 14 isn’t a big deal?”
It is my goal to get her to freak the fuck out on me in public someday. (to do that though, I’d have to break my vow of silence. Not a word to her since August of 2007!) I don’t think it will be hard to instigate. I’ll just say something snarky really quietly and then watch her spin out of control. Of course, I will feign complete ignorance as to why she’s turned into a slobbering mess.
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I bet you can make her spout verbal turds without speaking. I know you can. Make it so. Make her scream bitch and cunt out loud. I dare you
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
It’s going to take some work. But maybe I will…
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May 7th, 2009 10:25 pm
i’m with red roach.
double dog dare you.
evil of me i know.
but if you do that
i will vow to compliment the mouthpiece on her copy cat fashion sense, in public. maybe i will take pictures as i compliment her telling her i just HAVE to be able to find something like that… somewhere… >: }
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I tried to make eye contact with her this weekend and she slithered away. I think she’s afraid of me.
Your double dog dare is so tempting. I would love to hear about you doing that.
Oh! You could ask someone to take a picture of you TOGETHER in like outfits!
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May 7th, 2009 10:41 pm
You haven’t spoke to her since August of 2007? Kudos. You are a Zen Master, I would have broken long ago.
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
And the only word spoken at that time was, “yup” after she said it was so hot that she wanted to die. I wanted to say, “do me a favor.”
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May 7th, 2009 10:45 pm
Agreed, you are a Zen Master! She is sooooo lucky you have a blog to vent with! I hope BB has a wonderful time!
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
BB did have a large time. I’m so glad that he went.
Heh, she doesn’t know how lucky she is.
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May 8th, 2009 1:30 am
I agree with everyone above. Seriously. Can’t you just stand there, say nothing, but let your eyes narrow at her, then snort, then roll your eyes a little? I bet that would get her spouting at you. LOL
(Also? you’re the best stepmom a boykid could ask for. SOOOO much better than I ever even wanted to be at it.)
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I have slipped up a couple of times lately and rolled my eyes at her. Generally, I like to pretend that I don’t know her. I passed right by her on the sidewalk this weekend and didn’t even flinch. It amazes Sweety.
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May 8th, 2009 9:39 am
You haven’t spoken to her in 20 months! That is quite a feat, especially considering some of the things that come out of her mouth that beg a snide response. I think she knows that she’s not as important in the eyes of BB and LB as she wants to be (through her own doing) and that’s how she deals with it. It will be interesting to see how they interact when the boys are adults.
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I really got the stinkeye from her this weekend. It was her weekend & BB was at our house Friday night. I took him to LB’s baseball game on Saturday (Sweety was already there.) and BB didn’t even say anything to his mom after we got there. And LB ran out of the dugout as soon as he saw me to catch me up on the game. I saw her giving me quite a stare out of the corner of my eye.
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May 8th, 2009 9:10 pm
Congrats on being such a serious Saint. I am not sure how you did it but perhaps you should make a CD and sell it on late night TV!!!
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
This is a good idea! I could get Billy Mays to help me sell it.
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May 8th, 2009 9:44 pm
It is a miracle of God that this woman hasn’t been shivved by a random passerby. I may be up to the task myself.
Just how far do you live from Orlando? I have family about an hour from there. I could be there on vacation within WEEKS.
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
It’s funny that you say “shivved”. I’ve actually told Sweety that I was sharpening spoons for such a purpose.
I’m about 40 min from Orlando. Right between Daytona and Orlando. I have to meet you if you ever get down here!
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May 8th, 2009 10:06 pm
Happy Mother’s Day, or step-mother’s day if you prefer…
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Thank you. :)
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May 10th, 2009 1:04 pm
I say “have at it!” Use me as an alibi…I will give you my address here in OHIO!!! the COAEW has shown her true colors all along…people know I’m sure.
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
You are now in my Rolodex under “alibi” ;)
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May 10th, 2009 9:24 pm
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