I clicked on my Twitter account (you can see the updates in the sidebar) yesterday morning and realized that my father was following me. (I think my sister showed him her account and she follows me.) And since my Twitter profile leads HERE, I had a tiny heart attack. I immediately called him and told him that he should never click over here in order to preserve his sanity. I pretty much made my blog out to be something that would turn a father into a pillar of salt. He said, “Well, they say you shouldn’t put anything on the internet that you’re ashamed of.” I told him I wasn’t ashamed of anything here but wanted to save him embarrassment. He does not need to see my boobs. Or hear about me sucking Sweety’s weenie.
Then I went on a giant Twitter purge (if you haven’t talked back to me when I talked to you in the past few days) and block (if I knew you before this blog was born) and I feel cleansed now. I will now physically phone call more people so they do not feel that they need to follow me on Twitter.
I was a cunt hair away from killing Twitter and the blog.
Did you see the movie The Wrestler? We watched it tonight. I can totally see why it is taken as a good movie. But dammit, I like a happy ending. I would have been pissed off if we’d have paid to see it in the theater. I’m washing away the sadness with Pineapple Express. I’ve already seen it (in the theater!) but I like it. I might watch it AGAIN tonight.
Oh! The Rocker! I’ve got that and Sweety hasn’t enjoyed it properly. I’ll shove that down his throat after this!
…..a lot of time has passed since i wrote that last sentence.
In the meantime…
Tiny Dog bit the hell out of me because I was taunting her with a french fry. Bitch does NOT like her fries to be teases.
We are still watching Pineapple Express. Thank goodness for pause buttons.
Love is letting your Sweety have 2 cheeseburgers when you want one of them.
Love is still loving your Tiny Dog when she won’t eat from your mouth. I thought she’d like a bit of burger and fries since she begged for that shit but she refused. Sweety laughed while she snubbed me. That’s okay. I’ll still sneak her in the bed and sniff her toes.
And here is me 2 weeks ago ish (i fucking hate when people say “ish”, but Sweety does it so I do too.”
Please, pay no attention to my ruffled eyebrows. I wish I could photoshop those fuckers straight.
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Why can’t I keep my tongue in my mouth when I’m drunk?
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Chickie said:
May 31st, 2009 at 12:34 am
I dunno. I’m glad you are a regular tooth brusher so it doesn’t smell like green.
I’ve never licked it, but I bet it’s minty.
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May 31st, 2009 12:16 am
LOL, LOL…You always give me a GOOD Laugh, dear Chickie….Do you think you disuaded your father from coming here to your blog? I hope so, MOSTLY, because I don’t want you to ever change the way you write….You lift my spirits and my heart!
Give Tiny and Stinky and Sweety Big Hugs for me and here is a HUGE one for you…(((((((HUG))))))))
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I’m fairly certain that Dad won’t come over here. I don’t plan on changing how I am here and I’m pretty sure it would freak him out if he read how I write.
Hugs have been delivered :)
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May 31st, 2009 1:37 am
Glad that you didn’t have to kill your blog. My wife and I would certainly miss you. I don’t worry about my mom and/or dad finding our blog. Despite having broadband, they both rarely use the computer. If I send my dad an email, I have to call and tell him since he doesn’t have good spam protection and only superficially scans his inbox because of he receives so much junk mail and, as a result, often deletes good messages. If he ever did stumble across it, he’d die of a hear attack. They think I post too many photos on our regular photo page.
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
LOL @ they think you post too many on your regular page! Yes, Married in Ohio could cause a heart attack.
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May 31st, 2009 2:10 am
I’m glad you didn’t kill your blog or your twitter feed…and that you didn’t block ME from either!
Both my dad and my Bonus Mom (I hate the word “step”) read my blog, since my sister told them about it. My rule is “If you don’t like it, HUSH. I am who I am.”
BTW, shower eyebrows are given special protection, as you have no control over the water effects.
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I’m glad I didn’t kill anything either. I was mildly panicked when I first saw him (and then my uncle following him) on Twitter. All is well now.
You wouldn’t believe how many times I pet my eyebrows up when showering. I really hate it when they are mussed.
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May 31st, 2009 7:37 am
You look like a beautiful ruffle-browed madonna. (And thank goddess for that cunt hair.)
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Why, thank you!
Cunt hair: it’s not just decorative! It can save a blog’s life!
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May 31st, 2009 7:46 am
Whew…scared me for a minute. Thoughts that you might actually cease and desist on the blog – gave me the chills. What would I do for my “normal” fix???
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I knew I’d kill the Twitter first and then the blog & I couldn’t bring myself to hit the delete on Twitter.
This is “normal”? Bwahahahahaha!
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May 31st, 2009 2:01 pm
Oh my gawd…I would not have been happy. AT ALL. About the shut down.
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
No worries. I kind of cleaned out somethings that I may have said that wouldn’t be nice about my family. So if someone comes over here and sees my naked ass or reads my potty mouth – they can deal with it.
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May 31st, 2009 3:42 pm
Yeah…relatives and blogs just don’t mix. My mom has gone to mine a couple of times and she flips her lid everytime she does. I have to tell her over and over again to just stay away. Every now and then she forgets.
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Luckily for me, my Mom’s dial-up connection is slower than Christmas. I could give her the URL here and it would never open up.
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May 31st, 2009 6:02 pm
woo-hoooooo I’m gonna get regular phone calls?? yipeeeeeee! when r u coming 2 c me??
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Chickie said:
June 1st, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I don’t know yet for sure when I’ll be in TX. I’ll give you a holler soon.
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June 1st, 2009 12:32 pm
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