I fell asleep on the couch this evening and woke up one cranky fucking bitch.
Stinky Dog got the ball rolling by pissing on the carpet. Stinky, it’s a good thing that I love you so much or I’d have kicked a hole in you.
Had to go to the store for milk and stopped to mail my Mother’s Day card. The stamp machine at our rotten little post office was out of order. Surprise, surprise. Was able to buy a book of stamps at the pharmacy. Had no idea until checkout that a book of 12 stamps would be $8.40. Seventy fucking cents a stamp! Fuck you, CVS. Fuck you and your stamp price mark-up in the ass with a dry brick.
Got in my car and the fuel light came on. There’s all kinds of road construction going on and it was an almighty trial to just get into the damned gas station. Then I squirted gas on my foot. I swear, I’d have set myself on fire if I’d have had a lighter.
Decided that maybe NOW was the time to get some prescriptions refilled. But I can’t find them. Great! Now I get to call my doctor to get replacement scripts and he will know how long I’ve gone without taking things and chew my ass out.
And under it all is the reminder that I have to go to work tomorrow and do shit that I absolutely do not agree with. Do it or get fired. I fucking hate this.
The Fury is here for a visit. May I have mercy on everyone.
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Sometimes, naps just make it worse.
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Chickie said:
May 7th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
So true. Doesn’t that suck? It was because I was on the couch and not totally comfy. Normally, I nap in bed.
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May 7th, 2009 12:40 am
You are way too nice to your dogs. If Stinky lived here, she’d be so afraid to pee after going on the carpet it once, that she’d explode rather than peeing in the house.
I paid $8.50 for a book of 18 stamps from an ATM machine. I thought that I was getting 20 which wouldn’t have been too big a markup but only got 18 and was not happy. I’d been really mad if I had only gotten 12.
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Chickie said:
May 7th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Poor Stinky is getting old and I think it may be harder for her to hold it. The vet said she might be “off” because of the anesthesia she’d had earlier. So I let it slide.
I honestly smacked my head on the steering when when I got to the car and saw how much those damn stamps were.
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renn said:
May 8th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Go to the pet store and buy your dog a doggy diaper. They’re washable and work quite well. Just be sure to soak/rinse them so the stink comes out.
Seriously. I used them on Equinox when she started having accidents. They work pretty well.
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Chickie said:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I will so do that if this becomes a regular thing. I didn’t know you could reuse those. Cool beans.
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May 7th, 2009 3:35 am
It’s not the nap … it’s the allergies :)
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Chickie said:
May 7th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Those bitch ass allergies are still here! They need to mosy on before I lose my mind.
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May 7th, 2009 1:55 pm
“…..full of fried cunty goodness…” LOL, LOL, LOL…No one knows how to turn a phrase like you, Chickie….THIS is one of my very favorites, though there have been so many others, I’m not sure…All I know is, there should be a little book of your “sayings….phrases…”etc……
And as to that woman? Well, you know my opinion of her. I just wish I could come up with something as brilliant as you do, to describe what I think of her. She may have given birth to those boys, but she has NOT been a ‘mother’ to them. You Have And You Always Are! And a truly good and loving one, too!
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Chickie said:
May 12th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Honestly, knowing her has really expanded my vocabulary.
Thank you for your kind words!
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May 10th, 2009 9:26 pm
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