Sweety Speaks


Oh, people! We were watching television last night and Sweety told me the story of when he met M@gic J0hnson. Hahahahahaha! I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but when Sweety was younger, he played basketball. He had a scholarship to some college in Ohio but he left after just a few weeks because he was a freaking maroon and missed his girlfriend. So getting to breathe the same air as Mr. Johnson was a source of major excitement.

Here, I talked Sweety into telling you the story.

Please forgive any awkwardness. He was nervous in front of the camera. That’s why he held that damn glass the whole time. I think he was afraid that he was going to flap his hands all over the place.

I like that he knows he better be good even when I’m not around. I’m like Santa Claus that way. See you when you’re sleeping and whatnot.


23 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Emma Dog

    That’s perfect! Thanks for sharing!!!

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    Chickie said:

    You’re welcome!

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    May 12th, 2009 9:18 pm

  2. Awesome. I can’t wait to see you guys tomorrow!

    CAN’T WAIT!

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    Chickie said:

    Today! Woo hoo!

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    May 12th, 2009 9:49 pm

  3. That was excellent. Sweety tells a story so well, and I can tell he DOES NOT regret that moment at all!!! As if….

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    Chickie said:

    I’m sure if he would have went and “partied” that something horrible would have happened. Like herpes.

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    May 12th, 2009 11:37 pm

  4. I pray to Gay Baby that the girlfriend he missed was not coaew.

    Um, LOVE this!! Sweety is so cute. I can see why you keep him around. And cameo by Tiny was awesome.

    P.S. My favorite line was “no, I need fodder” That’s basically my life. “Can I put this on the blog? Will it be entertaining”

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    Chickie said:

    I wish that the girl HAD been coaew. But no. It was his high school girlfriend. He came home, they broke up, he married someone else, they divorced and THEN he met the fine specimen of the coaew. I am so glad that he did not breed with the 1st one. I couldn’t handle 2 coaews.

    Heh, Sweety is a doll. If I had a nickel for everything he said that was followed with, “don’t blog that!”, I would be rich.

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    Jeni said:

    You are the third wife!?!? Woo Hoo!!! I have done EXTENSIVE research (and by this, I mean, lived my life around men who divorce a lot) and I know for a fact that, for men, third time’s a charm. Their third marriage works 99% of the time. Just sayin’, yea for you.

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    Chickie said:

    I think by the third time they’re too old and tired to try again. Hee, hee.

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    May 13th, 2009 1:11 am

  5. GREAT STORY! Sweety is so cute! He really really is….And that was a lovely Bonus seeing Tiny there….! Thanks for thios fun Video, my dear.

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    Chickie said:

    You’re welcome! Yeah, Tiny Dog just could not stand it that attention wasn’t being paid to her!

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    May 13th, 2009 3:41 am

  6. Patti

    I can’t wait until I can see this! I’ve GOT to hear this story! I love how you called him a maroon too hehehe… miss you!

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    Chickie said:

    It is a story worth hearing.

    I miss you and the little one too!

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    May 13th, 2009 12:22 pm

  7. Sweety is the best. And Tiny was the cherry on top.

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    Chickie said:

    I was afraid that Tiny was going to come along and steal the show. I’m glad that she waited til Sweety was done with his story.

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    May 13th, 2009 11:25 pm

  8. Sweety definitely is a sweety. I don’t know if I could have resisted going to the party. My curiosity would have been killing me.

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    Chickie said:

    Part of me wishes that he had gone so I could have heard about it. Part of me knows that it is a good thing that he did not.

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    May 14th, 2009 1:21 am

  9. Shover Robot

    Very Cool! Sweety did a nice job and he is cute :)

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    Chickie said:

    Thank you :)

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    May 14th, 2009 3:05 pm

  10. That was a great story.

    Your Sweety is adorable.

    Was he giving Tiny alcohol?

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    Chickie said:

    Thank you. Sweety is constantly reaffirming his awesomeness around here :)

    Yes. He let her have a little drink. She actually spins in circles when she sees us break out the shot glasses. I think she knows alcohol means that we will let her eat our snacks with us.

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    Chickie said:

    I do know alcohol is VERY BAD for dogs. She gets a lick or two after much begging.

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    May 15th, 2009 9:19 pm

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