Hey, later after we *insert eyebrow wiggle here*?
Yeah?
Could you smear it all over your body?
My normal answer would be “no”. I’m not a fan of being shellacked in semen.
But today? Today I am feeling giving.
Sure! That would be great!
Really?
Yeah! And you know what? Since I’ll be all adhesive – we can stick Chi Chi to my body!
My day is made when I can get Sweety to gag and almost swerve the car off of the road.
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Wow. This is special.
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Chickie said:
June 28th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Isn’t it? Sweety is so lucky to have me.
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June 28th, 2009 8:11 pm
Oh dear…I startled Oliver with how loudly I laughed at that last sentence.
Poor Sweety!
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Chickie said:
June 28th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Sweety visibly twitched when I said it too. It was great! The best part was that I managed to keep a straight face and I started explaining how we would position her.
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June 28th, 2009 8:37 pm
Good thing Chi Chi wudnt drivin.
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
No kidding. Bitch’s eyelids are glued shut. We’d have been fucked.
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June 28th, 2009 9:23 pm
Good lord! You just crack me up. tee hee… ha ha ha…giggle…snort!
Thanks I needed that laugh. Sweety is so lucky to have you.
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Glad you got a giggle :)
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June 28th, 2009 9:34 pm
Wow, that’s pretty awesome. I’m gonna have opportunity to use the phrase, ‘I’m all adhesive’ in a sentence this week, and I’ll give you credit.
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
No credit needed – just let the phrase live on!
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June 28th, 2009 9:44 pm
That is awesome. lol
peace…
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Sometimes, we tickle ourselves. :)
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June 28th, 2009 9:50 pm
Hey, he asked, you answered. Favorably, I might add. I think he shouldn’t complain ;-)
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
That’s right! I did say yes. That was a new one for him.
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June 29th, 2009 1:27 pm
You and Sweety crack me up. I’d love to be a fly on the wall during some of your conversations. What would you have said if he started talking about all of the ways to position Chi Chi? Can either of you always tell when the other is joking or being serious?
P.S. you have to be careful with that stuff. After an exciting night, the girlfriend of a friend of mine woke up the next morning with her eyes glued shut and couldn’t understand why.
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Chickie said:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Honestly? If I make a joke about something then I am totally prepared to do it. So if he’d have hopped up after sex and went for Chi Chi, I wouldn’t have flinched. I would have been totally horrified on the inside but he wouldn’t have known.
And no. Sometimes we don’t know when someone is joking or serious. It leads to some interesting conversations.
I got an eye swelled shut once. That’s why I duck now when I see it coming.
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June 29th, 2009 7:35 pm
Bwahahaha! You are evil and devious. I adore you so.
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Chickie said:
June 30th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Thank you!
*takes a bow*
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June 30th, 2009 1:08 am
You are my hero. I really mean that.
TV
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Chickie said:
June 30th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Thanks. That means a lot coming from you. Because you are my hero.
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June 30th, 2009 6:43 pm
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