Karma’s A Motherfucker


To make a long story short:

coaew calls Sweety this morning. “husband wants a divorce! I need to bring the boys to you!” Sweety says okay.

When Sweety answered her phone call she was calling on BB’s phone so he thought it was BB. They have some sort of bet going on and Sweety answered with, “Hahahaha! Sucker! How’s it feel now?!” and it was her crying ass on the line with her news. How very ironic, huh?

Sweety calls coaew about an hour later to tell her to take the boys to the house instead of his work.

15 minutes after that, coaew’s husband calls Sweety to let him know that they are “working it out” and that coaew just overreacted. He told Sweety the boys were fine and had been upstairs playing video games when the drama occurred. He mentioned that it was the second time that coaew had overdrawn their checking account by over $500. Sweety told him if the boys needed to be at our house more to help their financial situation that that was no issue. Husband told Sweety that they (him and coaew) would be talking about that.

I told Sweety that he should have taken that phone call as his chance to clue new husband in on the coaew. Have I mentioned that coaew ran up over 30 grand in credit cards in Sweety’s name? Yeah. She sent her boyfriend on a fucking ski vacation using one of them. Sweety didn’t know about all of this because he was busy working 3 jobs to keep her happy and never checked the mail. Gah.

This is horrible, but it makes my coal heart smile a little to know that she knows that we know that her life isn’t roses like she always tries to make it out to be. Interesting that she’s spent time telling Sweety that our relationship won’t last and we’re going on 8 years while she hasn’t hit 2 yet but had to call Sweety acting like a panicked asshole.


12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Becky

    WOO FREAKIN’ HOO!!!! Reminds me of a song..hmmm…Karma karma karma chameleon…..

    Our COAEW’s marriage is not well either. SO SO SO sad.

    Love ya!

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    Chickie said:

    It just kills me that she is so fucking dramatic. Get a grip.

    Maybe the season just isn’t good right now for coaews?

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    Becky said:

    You still have the link to my COAEW’s FB, right? Go on the side and click her husband’s link, and see what he wrote on his page about his wife. BA HA HA.

    Email me or send me a PM on FB if you don’t have the link any more.

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    Chickie said:

    I know who she is. I keep getting those “suggestions” that I should friend her.

    Going to check it out now!

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    June 29th, 2009 10:56 pm

  2. This woman has some serious issues. Don’t let her find your social security number or date of birth or she’ll be opening credit cards in *your* name.

    Thus spake the voice of experience.

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    Chickie said:

    Oh, I hear you! If school papers come home that ask for that info from us – I have the boys take it to her first and THEN I’ll fill it out and take it to the school. I trust her as far as I can throw her.

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    June 30th, 2009 1:12 am

  3. Why does coaw always call Sweety? She is really a piece of work. The boys would be better off with you and Sweety. I hate all that freakin drama. It makes me insane.

    Hang in there. You know what they say about karma. Karma’s a bitch and she will get hers.

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    Chickie said:

    I asked him why he thinks she calls and he said he didn’t know. What I think is that in her little pea-brain they are still a “team” since they have the boys and that he is still her sounding board. Despite the fact that he ends most of her stupid ass phone calls by telling her to do whatever and then just hanging up.

    I was starting to doubt karma but I think it’s rolling now.

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    June 30th, 2009 5:31 pm

  4. I have no idea how Sweety handled it as well as he did. He gets an “A” for restraint.

    [I have re-written this comment 3 times now. Perhaps I, too, am learning restraint.]

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    Chickie said:

    LOL, good job on learing restraint too.

    Sweety is very lucky that I was at work. Otherwise, I’d have prodded him into driving his happy ass on over there and getting the boys until their mother was feeling mentally sound enough to cope with life.

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    June 30th, 2009 9:36 pm

  5. She is a piece of work alright! I don’t blame you for feeling as you do, dear Chickie—SHE is really a self involved narcassitic b**ch!
    I sound horrib;e saying these things about someone I have never met, BUT, from everrything you have always shared about her through these years—well, like you said, KARMA…!

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    Chickie said:

    And believe it or not – I don’t blog about everything with her because I get sick of seeing it. A piece of work puts it mildly!

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    July 2nd, 2009 4:48 am

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