Am I the last person to see this website where you can find things under someone’s email address? I looked up my addresses (even the ones that I have never used on my blog. one email address that I haven’t used in almost 10 years!) and they led here in some roundabout way. I am so tempted to pay the membership fee to stalk myself and see what everyone else can. That is a crazy thing to do. I will resist the urge.
The boys are here tonight instead of at their mother’s because LB had a 2 hour baseball practice tonight and it was too much of an almighty trial for her to take him. Today was an unexpected day off and I’d planned on sleeping in and running naked around the house but ended up going to the dollar movie theater instead. We had to get out of the house before cabin fever set in. I ran them ragged helping me get the house clean yesterday and we were all ready to get out.
Anyone want to make a bet? I am scheduled off on the 25th (Thursday) of this month as a Random Day Off To Not Do Shit and the coaew’s spaying is set for the 26th. She is supposed to pick up the boys Thursday morning and drop them off here that night before her procedure on Friday but I bet you a dollar that they will be here all day long. I feel evil but I’m not even going to mention to them that I’m off on that day because I’d kind of like to be alone. Honestly, if there is time available to be off work on the 26th, then I will change my day and it won’t bother me because I know they’re going to be here that day. It will irk me if she decides that they will stay here instead of with her just because I’m going to be home and it will be easier for her.
I like being with the boys. It just annoys the fuck out of me that she will be all “oh, I can’t stand to go (whatever number of days) without seeing the boys!” but then use any excuse to not get them. After she’s been kind enough to tell Sweety that I’m not doodly-squat to the boys. You know what I mean? Not that I don’t like being around them. They are interesting and we do have a lot of fun together.
Maybe I’m on high alert too because she felt the need to call Sweety today with a totally fucking ignorant parenting question. For crying out loud, this nutball has birthed 4 and is in charge of SEVEN and can’t make obvious choices?
Is it okay if I let the boys watch a movie alone in the mall theater while I walk around with the other kids?
Well, BB did go to Indianapolis on a school trip (and will be driving next year!) and they’re both getting to be grown. I would say so. But why?
Well, they don’t like to watch the same kinds of movies that the little kids do.
First off, didn't she say at first that she was going to "walk around the mall" with the other kids? Not take them to another movie? Pick your story and stick to it. And second? Why bother asking him what he thinks? She sure as shit didn't ask him if he was okay with encouraging LB to shoot fucking birds! (imagine that last sentence being sung by me in a high-pitched screamsong that fades to nothing) And third? The boys will watch ANY FUCKING MOVIE YOU TAKE THEM TO. We saw Race To Witch Mountain today and they were begging to go see Up! but I didn’t feel like shelling out for full priced tickets. We’re all geared up to watch G-Force. A movie about talking guinea pigs. They’re not too picky in the “going to the movies” department.
BB had a dinner at school a couple of weeks ago and it was her scheduled night but Sweety took him. She told Sweety that BB “looks at her weird” when she goes places with him. BB thanked Sweety for taking him “because it’s always so hard for mom to find a sitter or all the kids come too.”
I want to send her a “congratulations on not subjecting the world to more from your womb!” card but Hallmark didn’t have one. Bastards.
Please forgive my excessive use of quotation marks, italics and the word “fuck”. I think I’m a bit premenstrual. You really wanted to know that, huh?
Here. Let me end with something that makes me laugh.
Tiny Dog will get all pissed off sometimes when we get too close to her cage and will run inside to “guard” it. Even if there is no food in her bowl, she will still growl over it. So when she did it the other night, Sweety closed her cage door and lined Cheetos (food from the doggy gods) up….
and let Stinky Dog eat them all. I saw a blood vessel burst in Tiny’s eye while this was going down.
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Pay the money and then give us all the password so we can stalk ourselves.
One of my email addresses is over 12 years old now and when I used that email address, it gave my real name.
Damn.
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Chickie said:
June 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I’m thinking of seeing if I can pay that site to scrub me from its records.
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June 11th, 2009 9:56 pm
Thanks a lot. I will just go ahead and hand over half the hours in my day to that site.
Um, I kind of love that the boys will go to any movie, cause I am a damn picky bitch when it comes to movies. So much so that Heidi and Michael are on a movies-per-year plan. Because sometimes? I guess you have to do what other people you love want. Ick.
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Chickie said:
June 11th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
It was obsessive. I think I checked nearly everyone’s email address that I know as well as mine.
I’m not picky about movies. As long as I have air conditioning and popcorn, I can watch almost anything. The Night at the Museum sequel did almost do me in though. It was tempted to walk out and that was a first.
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June 11th, 2009 10:04 pm
I find that website thing terrifying. I emailed them to demand to be removed from their database – I am guessing they won’t. I really don’t like the fact that it (sometimes) says where you live, although not always accurately. Scary invasive!
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:44 am
When I put in any email address it always had the same location – even for people I know don’t live anywhere near there.
I just went through and removed the one email address from sites that I’d enrolled in that I didn’t want people to find.
I’ll be glad when their system recrawls the internet to update!
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June 11th, 2009 11:19 pm
So, no more possibility of little ones from the woman who hasn’t a clue how to “mother”?? HOORAY! (And speaking of quotation marks—I use them ALL the time, and I couldn’t be more post menstrual if I tried…lol….)
How could you be se mean to poor little darling Tiny Dog?? I hope you threw some Cheeto’s in her cage to make up for such cruelty….
I hope you get some time to yourself, dear Chickie.
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I’m really surprised that she’s getting her tubes tied. Part of me thinks the story is a cover for fertility treatments or something.
Tiny Dog did get a Cheeto. But she learned no lesson. She fell asleep last night guarding her bowl of dog kibble. Because, you know that we ALL fight over dog food!
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June 12th, 2009 4:35 pm
You can’t be the last person to know about that website because I’ve totally never heard of it until just now. Must go now! Lol
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
It can be a horrible time suck!
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June 12th, 2009 5:29 pm
Dog torture!!
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
She’s tough. She made it.
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June 12th, 2009 5:42 pm
What is it about Tiny that inspires torture?
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:47 am
She begs for it. She acts like such a badass. We have to bring her down a notch every now and then.
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June 12th, 2009 7:48 pm
That website creeps me out. I plan to demand removal as well. That is scary, invasive stuff…right down to IP address listing. I’m glad they got my hometown wrong.
The ex is one selfish, twisted woman. I don’t know why someone hasn’t shivved her.
Finally, Sweety is brilliant in his cruelty. That’ll teach Tiny Dog.
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Chickie said:
June 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am
I had a tiny panic attack when I saw some of my email addresses that led to here. Luckily, that has passed and I’m back to not giving a damn.
Hopefully, the coaew will grow smarter as she ages. Or maybe she will walk off of a cliff. That would be okay with me too.
You’d think that would teach Tiny, but she will never learn. She was a foaming, growling mess after I gave her some green beans yesterday. She just doesn’t understand that we don’t want that food once it hits her bowl.
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June 13th, 2009 10:53 am
Websites like that don’t provide much if any more information than you can find out yourself. They just quickly centralize it all in one place. I wouldn’t worry too much that site. That business model has been tried and failed on more than one occasion. People that are truly hiding are hard to find, there’s not much need to pay for those that are not. If there was any money to be made, Google would be doing it already.
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Chickie said:
June 14th, 2009 at 9:30 am
It cheers me to know that this sort of thing has failed in the past. Maybe they will close shop soon.
Ha! You are so right about Google!
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June 13th, 2009 8:27 pm
I didn’t know about it. I am an internet whore. And now this post will appear too.
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Chickie said:
June 17th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Well, if this post shows up at least everyone will know exactly where I stand right away. No need to dig through the archives or anything!
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June 15th, 2009 10:00 pm
Chickie, I once found a site that gave exact directions to my home. That is a little scarey.
COAW has 7 kids? WTF? Doesn’t she know what causes that?
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Chickie said:
June 24th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
COAEW has birthed 4 and her new husband has 3. It really surprises me that she’s getting fixed. I mean, she has been nice enough to tell Sweety that we have a defective relationship since we don’t love each other enough to have a baby. I figured she’d pop out at least one with this guy.
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June 22nd, 2009 9:26 am
I know i am way behind, but I have to tell you – I laughed so damn hard over Tiny and the cage with the cheetos… oh my god.
And, I REALLY REALLY REALLY needed the laugh today.
“… to the tequila!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!”
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Chickie said:
June 24th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I am so glad to hear that you got a laugh :)
“…..CHARGE!!!” Word to your mother.
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June 24th, 2009 4:31 pm
I entered my email addy on the site and it actually showed my picture! ewwwwwwwww!
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July 7th, 2009 8:29 am
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