“The coaew called to see if BB needed a Gatorade at his game today.
What? Why the fuck does she care? Has she even seen a fucking game this season? Did you tell her he didn’t need anything now – what he needed was a ride to all of the practices he missed while at her house because it was just too hard for her? (It’s nice that other shit is easy for her – like gym memberships and tanning. Flaming twatwad.)
No.
Well, since she’s gracing the world with her presence at tonight’s game….tell her I said “hi!” and give her a little kick to the coochie for me, okay?”
She puts on such a front that it makes me want to fucking vomit.
See this photo? That’s Sylvie pretending to touch the plane.
What were the words that came out of my mouth as I got ready to take the photo? “Don’t touch anything!”
Is anyone surprised that I’m sitting here, looking at Tiny Dog, wondering if the paper cupcake liner that Sylvie accidentally fed to her while taunting her will pass through her system okay? If you’re wondering, it takes less than a second for Tiny Dog’s needle-sharp teeth to snatch a cupcake wrapper out of a small hand and to gobble that thing down.
I just gave her a couple of french fries in the hopes that they will help push things along. It is also pouring down rain. I may make the niece take the dog out to potty when she cries to go out later.
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OK – you are on vacay…forget the COAEW. Have fun with niece and BB and Sweety when he arrives. Hope everything comes out fine with Tiny Dog.
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July 15th, 2009 9:46 pm
coaew = forgotten. *washing my hands of her silliness*
Tiny Dog has been poked full of food to induce poopage & lots of water. I think all will be well. And you can bet that the kids won’t tease her with anything non-edible ever again.
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July 15th, 2009 9:58 pm
Cute picture of a very colorful plane..Is that an old “Flying Tiger” Plane> Poop Tiny. She gets used and abused doesn;’t she…lol!
IAs usual, the COAEW is never surprising, is she? Every time you write something about her mothering skills–it is TRULY APPALLING!
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July 16th, 2009 4:06 am
LOL, LOL “POOP” was a finger malfunction, but it fits, doesn’t it? LOL!
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Chickie said:
July 27th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Tiny Dog finally passed the damn cupcake wrapper. It took a couple of days though.
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July 16th, 2009 4:07 am
I agree with the first commenter. Forget about COAEW while you are on vacation. I don’t think the cup cake wrapper will cause Tiny any problems. When I was younger, I accidentally at the plastic tines off of a fork and I survived. But I was worried about things getting poked on the way out.
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Chickie said:
July 27th, 2009 at 12:23 am
If the coaew wasn’t always texting or calling LB, it would be easier to forget about her. Meh.
Fork tines? Holy cow, you must have a gut of steel!
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July 17th, 2009 7:18 pm
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