I got back last night from my trip to Oklahoma and Texas.
Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve:
Scared the living shit out of my niece with my mad driving skills.
Traumatized the niece some more by taking her snipe hunting.
Molested Slept with Tiny Dog every. single. night.
Gone without internet or cell phone service about 90% of the time.
Been attacked by fireworks.
Been useless during a fire caused by the aforementioned fireworks.
Had fantastic visits with my family and friends.
Met the incredibly sweet Pam.
Stayed a few days with Bekah. Tried to avoid her crazy dog, Duce. He puts off an “I want to eat your innards.” vibe. To me, anyway.
Pottied in the wild. Discovered that I love digging purposeful holes in the sand with my foot. *meow*
Drove. Drove a lot.
Learned a GPS is useless if you can’t hear the directions because you’re busy screaming, “Quit nibbling your toes you fucking whore!” at your dog while rocking her cage wildly.
Learned that Tiny Dog has learned that if she rides in the front seat of the car in her cage that I can’t physically stop her from nibbling her toes. She doesn’t mind the cage shaking.
Will elaborate more later. Probably. If I don’t die from the tired.
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You’re back!!!!!!!!
All is right in the world.
Tiny Dog sounds like he was being a dick. (said lovingly)
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Chickie said:
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Tiny Dog excels at being a dick. It’s her specialty!
And she is SUPER pissed now that we’re home and she isn’t allowed in the bed with me.
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August 3rd, 2009 9:06 pm
Tell Tiny I miss her.
Ok, I miss you, too.
Duce says I’m supposed to tell you, “Mmmm,” whatever that means.
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August 3rd, 2009 11:07 pm
Welcome home! It sounds like a everyone had a great time (especially Tiny). Looking forward to hearing more details.
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August 4th, 2009 12:08 am
What a great journey! Looking forward to pix and and more juicy juiciness.
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August 4th, 2009 12:46 am
Welcome Home, My Dear! Looks like you had a GREAT Trip, and I hope you took a lot of pictures…..Saw you over at Pam’s….with Timy! Tiny must have been in heaven being able to sleep with you every night….What a treat for her and you! I’m glad you are home, my dear….Get some rest!
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August 4th, 2009 5:02 am
Aaaah, glad to have you back. Your blog is funny as ever.
B xxx
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August 4th, 2009 8:54 am
I’m so glad you are back – I MISSED you!!! Sounds like the trip was wonderful – with all the “teasers” you have provided. I can’t wait for the follow-up and pictures. Welcome Back to our crazy world!
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August 4th, 2009 9:53 am
Sounds like you had a wonderful, wonderful trip. Pull on those good memories now that you’re back at you-know-where…
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August 4th, 2009 5:08 pm
Good ol’ Tiny Dog, telling mom to “nibble this!”
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August 5th, 2009 6:11 pm
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