I’m getting grey hair!
Eh, you look fine. At least they don’t look like grey pubes like mine do.
I think I look distinguished.
Mmmhmmm….
I should go get a girlfriend!
Yeah! You should! You know why?
Why?
Because I’ve really been looking forward to eating your kidneys and this would give me the perfect excuse!
My kidneys? You don’t even know where kidneys are!
I do too. I cut a slit on each side towards the bottom of your back and fish around til I pluck them out with my little hands.
How the hell do you know to do that?
Don’t ask.
My kidney…why not my liver?
Not kindey. Kidneys.
But you’ll only take one, right? So I can live and suffer?
No. I need two.
Both of them?
Yes. Both. You know why, don’t you?
Because you’d want to be sure I was dead?
No. Dude, you know what kind of cook I am. I’d probably fuck the first one up preparing it. By the time I got to the second one I’d know how to make it taste right.
*Sweety runs from the bathroom and leaves me to shower in peace*
Heh, this reminded me of this conversation. I guess I have a kidney fixation.
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Now I have an urge to google “how to cook a kidney” but I’m afraid they’d keep track of my IP address and hunt me down thinking that I’m a serial killer who eats kidneys for fun.
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Chickie said:
August 31st, 2009 at 8:23 pm
You’d be safe. The Man is just looking for terrorists. Kidney eating serial killers get a pass.
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Redroach said:
September 1st, 2009 at 5:01 pm
One more reason you are my hero.
TV
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August 30th, 2009 9:17 pm
As evidenced by your previous post (and this one) you guys are meant for each other which is a good thing because the rest of us would be afraid what would happen if we went out on a date with you and it didn’t go well. I know I’d like to keep all of my internal organs, especially the important ones (which are all of them).
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Chickie said:
August 31st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Bad dates just didn’t happen twice. No worries there.
If Sweety were to feel like he needed a girlfriend since he’s looking all “distinguished”? Heaven help him.
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August 30th, 2009 9:26 pm
This is so messed up…All I can think of is Hannibal Lector…Funny Shit!
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Chickie said:
August 31st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
LOL – as he was walking out he asked if I’d serve fava beans on the side!
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August 30th, 2009 11:08 pm
Oh, my…you guys are too funny! I can just hear this conversation happening again and again. LOL!
I hope you and your family are all well. Did the boys start school yet?
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Chickie said:
August 31st, 2009 at 8:27 pm
We certainly talk about some weird stuff. It helps the time pass!
The boys started last Monday and are getting back in the swing of things.
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August 30th, 2009 11:28 pm
That’s how you know it’s a perfect partnership. You can riff like that and all it does is make you laugh.
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Chickie said:
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Usually, we laugh. Sometimes one of us really pushes the envelope and the other has to leave the room in disgust.
I consider that a victory!
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September 1st, 2009 9:48 pm
God, I am seriously in love with how your mind works!
This was the evil giggle I needed today.
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Chickie said:
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Evil giggles are my specialty! :)
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September 2nd, 2009 3:55 pm
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