Broken Things


Last summer the laptop we had was in an accident. When we got it back it worked and I was very happy. It worked properly for maybe two weeks.

For the past year it’s been a pain in the ass. Sometimes it wouldn’t start or would be so slow that it wasn’t worth fooling with.

A few weeks ago, the laptop had another accident with a piece of heavy equipment. (That laptop is one klutzy bitch.) A big enough accident that the hard drive was crushed into pieces and instead of putting the hard drive in a new laptop case – a refurbished laptop was sent as a replacement.

In an act of true karma – the new laptop won’t go online with it’s internal wireless thingymabob. I can plug a wireless usb device in and it’ll go online but I shouldn’t have to do that. I’ve already called tech support and it sounds like I’m going to have to call somewhere else and probably send it in to be fixed. I won’t be able to call them until I’m off again next Wednesday because they work regular hours and will be closed when I get off of work.

I’m not gonna bitch too much. At the most, I’ll just end up getting a wireless usb thing for it if they can’t fix it.

The neighbor’s cat is going to get a cleansing with some waterless shampoo. It’s foam that you rub in and then towel off. I’m really afraid he’d have a heart attack if I got him wet and I do not want to deal with that. They are going on vacation for a week so I’ll take that opportunity to clean him up. If Sweety would allow it, I’d tell them that he died and we buried him while letting him live out his life in our garage.

So the boys have been here for almost 2 weeks because the coaew had a weekend getaway this past weekend. The plan was that they were going to be here til Friday and then she’d pick them up from school on Friday and have them over the weekend.

The boys had a baseball game tonight. She came and told Sweety that she was going to pick them up from school tomorrow because she “deeply missed the boys” and will wake them at the fucking asscrack of dawn on Friday to take them to school. Because she misses them. The whole point of this exercise of them being here during the school week was so they wouldn’t have to get up super freaking early to get to school. She left the game after maybe 1.5 innings. If she missed them so fucking much you’d think she’d stay longer.

I have an internal bet with myself over whether or not she’ll drop LB off here after taking BB to school on Friday morning so we can take him in an hour and a half later. You know what? She has my permission to park her damned car in the driveway and sleep while he does for that hour and a half and then SHE can take him to school. I have to admit that Sweety knows that the fact that she drops him off on Monday mornings (Why can’t she take him to eat breakfast? Spend time with him? Probably cuts into her gym time. I’m not bitter.) chaps my ass so he comes home from work to take LB to school. I’ve adjusted to taking him being here on Mondays and have taken him to school if Sweety isn’t able to because that is the schedule. If she just assumes that it’s okay to do it this Friday I will probably set her on fire.

Actually, it just occurred to me that I could really fuck up someone’s day by scattering roofing nails in my driveway.

People, I have got to find a happy medium with this cunt. As it is, it’s been over 2 years since I’ve spoken to her and honestly? I’m okay with that. But today she walked behind me with her crew of crumb-crunchers and one of them was saying my name to try and get my attention and I ignored him because I didn’t want to turn the fuck around and have to say hi to her too. Because just seeing her makes me get hot and mad. I feel like I had a good 7 years of her being a complete douche to me while I said not one bad word to her so I’m entitled to at least 7 years of her staying the hell out of my way.

Sweety told me that I was being kind of harsh to take my annoyance out on the kid. I say I didn’t really take anything out on him – perhaps my ears just don’t pick up the frequency of small children shrilly saying my name. Either I’m going to have to start talking to this bitch and her crew or else move my chair to the far side of the field so there’s no chance of them getting close to me.

I’ll probably move.


7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. You are hilarious. I don’t blame you about the coaew. I think I would do the same thing. I would probably go with the roofing nails, but just a few. Too many will pop the tire and then she’ll be stuck in your driveway….that would be a nightmare. Just a few will give the tire a slow leak so she won’t realize until later in the day…maybe coming out of the gym, and since she obviously needs the excercise, she can walk her bitch ass home ;0)

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    September 30th, 2009 11:21 pm

  2. S

    Oh man. I need this laugh. The roofing nails sent me over the edge. Gah, how I would love to do that to the “ew” at my house.

    We should really sit down some time and compare “ew”-y stories…sounds like they are a lot alike!

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    October 1st, 2009 10:42 am

  3. This bitch gets me majorly twitchy. Majorly.

    I would move my chair a.s.a.p.

    Also I would never be mean to her kid but I sure as heck woudl ignore him also just like you did. Crumb crunchers. LOVE IT!

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    October 1st, 2009 4:55 pm

  4. Perhaps it’s time to sell the laptop on eBay and get a new one. When does the warranty/service contract run out?

    BTW: I’ve had to get two new tires recently because of road hazards so I would appreciate it if you could keep the roofing nails in Florida.

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    October 1st, 2009 9:17 pm

  5. For what it’s worth – I won my internal bet about the coaew dropping LB off here. It galls me that she didn’t even tell or ask us that she’d be doing that. Sweety went into work late because he knew I wasn’t even going to check and see if LB was here to wake him for school. He’d have gotten a free day if it had been up to me.

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    October 3rd, 2009 1:08 am

  6. As I read your first post about bathing that dear little Kitty…I thought…You hould tell them he died…..And keep him. He will have a good life with you Chickie and what is happening to him now is CRIMINAL! Truly!
    As to ‘you know who’….I don’t know what you do. She is such a twat! Selfish B*TCH Twatso…! And so full of it! I know you have to find a way to level off with her, but maybe holding the line the way you do is the only way….She sounds like she will take advantage of you and Sweety as many ways as ahe can for as long as you put up with it….OY VEY!

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    Chickie said:

    Twatso is my new favorite word.

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    October 3rd, 2009 3:53 pm

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