My ear feels itchy so I absently rub it.
It still feels itchy. More invasive action is required.
I poke in there and feel something.
*scratch* *scratch*
Out comes something tiny, white and wormlike on my finger.
Holy shit! I have a brain worm! Gag! Gag! I’m gonna die! This is only a tiny bit! The rest of it is still squirming around in my brain! AAAAAAGGGGHHH!
How am I going to get it OUT of there before I go crazy and start banging my head against the wall?
*insert horrified squeaks here, maybe some panicked tears*
Wait a minute…..
It’s plastic! Plastic from my earbuds that are disintegrating!
Phwew. That was a close call.
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OMGB, you just gave me a terror. I am so grossed out. Especially because, once, about a year ago, I found out Jake had worms. How? When I was petting him, I picked a white piece of string off of him. AND IT MOVED.
Ugh. I am so happy it was plastic, but this story will make me shudder all day.
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Chickie said:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
And now I’m shuddering imagining picking up a moving worm. Gah.
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October 19th, 2009 11:32 am
Your ear buds are disintegrating?
DANG! Now theyll NEVR grow into ears!
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Chickie said:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I know! I’m doomed! Earmuffs are my new accessory.
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October 19th, 2009 4:41 pm
This sort of thing has kinda happened to me too except the other way around and not in my ear. On more than one occasion I’ve gotten back from running on the path in a nearby park and discovered some creepy insect was making a home somewhere that insects should not be.
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Chickie said:
October 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Eeek! I found a bug in my pocket once. I’d probably faint if I found one somewhere else!
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October 20th, 2009 9:35 pm
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