First off – I think I’ve had too much to drink. I decided to clean the house of the half used bottles. My liver and kidneys are doing a fantastic job tonight!
I started this about an hour ago. There was a purpose here but I forgot.
Wouldn’t it be nice to wear a diaper? One that wicks the urine away from your body? I think so.
Sometimes I grind my teeth. I just gnawed a hole in my shirt.
The shirt! Got it from work. Went into work today to get an email letting me know that I was the Team Captain for some game we were having. My pod had been divided into two groups and it is my job to rally my group to sell stuff.
I called Sweety freaking the fuck out because I am not a group leader. I’m at work for my basic paycheck and leave me and my social ineptness alone. He offered the prize that I could give to my team if they beat the other team.
A chicken wing party with draft beer (we cover the beer). I’m going to throw the idea out there and hope my team bites. I think my team is comprised of Amish folk that like to make quilts in their spare time though. I’m going to offer them a consolation prize.
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I wonder if they could make you a diaper with their quilting skills?
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
I should ask. That way I wouldn’t have to take so many potty breaks at work & would increase my productivity.
You know, I’m surprised they don’t hand out diapers at work.
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January 16th, 2010 10:08 am
I am dying to know what the consolation prize is gonna be. :)
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I’m trying to decide. Maybe I’ll take Chi Chi 2.0 in and allow them to admire her.
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January 16th, 2010 10:40 am
I had this problem last night & I’m paying for it now. Damn tequila truck ran my ass over – bleah.
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
I was useless until 5 today. New rule: no drinking alone. I don’t stop til I pass out and it makes me waste the next day.
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January 16th, 2010 11:47 am
Mike beat me too it. Damn you Mike! :)
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Mike is sneaky like that.
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January 16th, 2010 1:29 pm
Use positive reinforcement. like “I won’t beat all you assholes to death if we win.”
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Hahahahahaha! This was Sweety’s first suggestion!
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January 16th, 2010 7:24 pm
Hopefully your team is competitive enough that a chicken wing party with beer wit be enough motivation. It’s been my observation that the best motivator is cash. Otherwise, whatever people do is just for fun.
Rather than wearing diapers, wouldn’t it be better to be some place where you could just let go and it wouldn’t damage anything or make a puddle. Then the only thing you would need to do would be move your skirt out of the way.
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Chickie said:
January 16th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
I’m still deciding if I will offer up the wing party. Because then if we win – I will have to socialize and make plans. Maybe I’ll offer to bring food to work instead.
But a diaper would be nice for when you’re drunk blogging and don’t want to get off of the couch to pee.
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January 16th, 2010 9:49 pm
Oh My! Sometimes I wish I could have a diaper like that….Maybe that is something you could work on Chickie…I bet you would make a FORTUNE!!!! LOL!
Good idea about the Chicken Wings and Beer. We all need a goal, don’t we?
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Chickie said:
January 20th, 2010 at 11:56 am
And I’m thinking if the diaper were REALLY good – think of all of the time you could save by not having to go to the bathroom. Hmmm, maybe I’ll assign this as a ‘project’ for LB to do for the next Science Fair.
I decided to not mention the chicken wings & beer to my coworkers. I don’t talk much to most of them and am afraid they’d find the restaurant (h00ter$) offensive. I’m going to start bringing in donuts and coffee as a bribe instead.
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January 18th, 2010 8:08 pm
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