Virtual Blowjobs


I adore Edward Monkton’s quirky little books. I have quite a few of them and my favorite is
The Penguin of Death. That link goes to a video of someone reading the book. Go. Listen. He has a charming accent and it’ll take next to no time.

Listened? Don’t you love it? The book is wonderfully illustrated with the Penguin’s death methods. LOVE IT!

For Valentine’s Day, I got Sweety a copy of Love Monkey. That video is incredibly cute and is the entire book in cartoon form. If you go to Edward Monkton’s website and click on the “films” link – you can also watch “The Pig of Happiness”. It will make you happy. Or, it will remind you of that one person who is always so chipper at work that you want to stab her eyes out.

I have been all over Sister Sadist‘s blog. I would have never thought that I’d be so eager to read about someone’s experience in yoga class. I want her to do yoga (do you DO yoga? that phrase feels wrong.) every day for the rest of her life and then blog about it. She has almost inspired me to try yoga. Not in a class. Too many people around to watch me most likely sweat, grunt and fall on my ass…but I am toying with the idea of getting a video from the library. I would do it after the boys were in bed and Sweety was at work. I’d lock the dogs up too. No witnesses.

The most disturbingly interesting thing I’ve read lately? A Project For Emily. I like being a wee bit nauseated after reading.

After four more Big Sleeps? I will be in the land of Bekah! I’ll get to see her do her derby thing! I will get to hug The Artist (aka the most interesting 3 year old ever, Sam)! We are going to some kickass toy stores where rumor has it – you can find tiny nesting dolls shaped like hippos! Tiny as in you-can-poke-the-smallest-hippo-in-your-nose tiny. I’m so excited!