We’re riding in the truck and looking at the sleeping Bean. I pipe up with…
I wonder what she’s going to sound like.
What do you mean?
Her voice. I wonder what kind of voice she’ll have. I hope it’s not annoying.
Oh, no. She’ll sound musical. Not all whiny and shit. God, no. Not whiny.
Hell, no! I’d have to give her a tracheotomy and a voice box buzzer thingy. I need to go to medical school!
At this point I put my hand up to my throat and robotically said, “Hello, daddy!”. Sweety spit his soda out and said that I won at being disturbing for the day.
Go, me.
If I ever get married, I want my marriage to be like yours.
Chickie said:
January 26th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Aw, what a compliment! Thank you!
We are a couple of strange cats…I’m glad that I found him.
I wonder what it means if one is not disturbed by this conversation in the least bit?
Chickie said:
January 26th, 2012 at 5:07 pm
I’m not sure but it can’t be good
I now know I am certifiably old, Chickie…I find this conversation disturbing…I’m sorry. You both have the same kind of sense of humor–and I’m glad you do…! LOL!
Chickie said:
January 26th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Oh, shit. Sweety’s going to give me grief when he sees this. He felt bad that the last disturbing post bothered you.
We are definitely two peas in a pod. A mutated pod.
Disturbing, yes. Understandable, Hell yes. I hate that some little girls voices are so damn high pitched and whiney. On right there with you both.
Chickie said:
January 26th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
LB had a voice like nails on a chalkboard. We were so glad when puberty hit.
pagankelly said:
January 29th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
#boychild is doing the Brady brother thing…its killing me. We had a friend over yesterday,and my two are the same age…after much squealing, I finally yelled ‘ok, Thats enough. Testicles need to drop and ovaries need to kick in right the fuck now. My ears can’t take this squeeky shit any more.’. My friend almost pissed her pants.
Chickie said:
February 4th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
When LB was younger and having those days where he was yammering on forever, Sweety and I would look at each other and just mouth the word “puberty!”
Full of win.
Chickie said:
February 4th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Girl’s voices usually aren’t as bad as some boys. If anything bothers you, it won’t be the tone, it will be the content. Remember, she’s the offspring of both you and Sweety, so her job is to make both of you speechless at the same time.
Chickie said:
February 4th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
“her job is to make both of you speechless at the same time.” Sweet baby Hayzeus…I hadn’t thought of that…this is going to be very interesting.
Nooze has a vocal combination of Valley Girl and Southern Drawl. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes horrifying and annoying. I hope that the Bean rocks whatever voice she has been gifted with.
Chickie said:
February 4th, 2012 at 9:36 pm
I’m sure I’ll adore any little sound out of her squeaker. Probably.
Valley Girl & Southern Drawl? I think I know exactly what she sounds like. My niece has something going on very similar to that.