The dingbat in front of me just flicked her cigarette butt out the window. It would feel so good to hop out of my car and toss the burning thing into her back seat.
Wish I had a can of family-sized green beans to hurl at every douchepickle who’s zoomed past me while driving on the shoulder.
Why are all of these assholes honking? We are stuck on a bridge, people. Honking isn’t going to clear up traffic. But maybe if you all honk enough the vibration from your horns will cause the bridge to break underneath us.
I’m sick. I almost called in to work this morning but didn’t. As soon as I can get off on an exit ramp, I’m turning around and going home to cough and sweat in peace.
Last night I was freezing when I went to bed. I remember kind of waking up and being glad that my fever was so bad because it warmed the bed up. Unfortunately, the fever didn’t regulate itself too well and got worse until I was slipping around in sweat soaked sheets. Then the fever subsided and I froze in my cold sheets.
An unmarked police car just came around me! A blue Civic like mine! I do not like unmarked cars. Sneaky bastards
A “thank you” to the drivers kind enough to see my blinker and let me get across traffic so I can exit out of this shit. Eventually.
Douchepickle. I shall try to use that word at some point today.
Chickie said:
February 21st, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Please do so. There’s not much worse than a pickle made from used douchewater.
LOVE that expression “douchepickle”….Only you, my dear Chickie…! LOL,,,,,!
I dearly hope you will be feeling much much better very very soon…! It sounds like whatever you hsave is NO FUN!!! I hope The Bean doesn’t get it.
Chickie said:
February 21st, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I think Bean gave it to me. She hasn’t had a fever but she does have a cough. It seems to be getting better for her too though.
The feverish thing you have going on sounds EXACTLY like menopause … just think you have that to look forward to EVERY night!
Hope you are feeling better. Love, love. love the stuck in traffic post!
Chickie said:
February 22nd, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Oh, goody….I can’t wait until I can successfully roast marshmallows off of my ass every night!
Hope yer home by now!!
Chickie said:
February 25th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Finally. lol