What The Fuck Am I Doing Here?


I don’t know. This poor, almost mummified blog is begging to deleted into nothingness but I’m not quite ready to do that yet. Anywho.

After my last blog post, seven freaking months ago, I started going next door when the neighbors weren’t home to give their dog treats. Their dog that they tie up outside and treat like a red-headed stepchild. Ironically, they have a red dog who lives inside and is treated like a king. But not the outside dog. My hope was to befriend outside dog and steal his ass. Or ask them if we could have him since they seem to hate his guts. My plan hasn’t worked. Aside from when I was gone during the summer for a few weeks, I’ve been over there almost every day and the dog is still batshit crazy. He will wag his tail and eat treats out of my hand but if I talk to him or try to pet him, he will bite the living shit out of me. I think he’s crazy because he’s so unsocialized. I feel bad for him. I keep hoping that one morning he won’t lunge at me like Cujo but the hope is dimming. I’ll still keep giving him treats though because I’ve got a feeling that nobody else does.