Sweety would like it to be known that the bit of marshmallow that gets on his face in the end DID NOT COME OUT OF HIS NOSE. He put it there with his fingers on accident.
I think it’s hilarious that he will let me post this but is worried that you will think he blew marshmallow out of his nose.
This weekend I got a GPS! Yay! I’ll NEVER be lost again! To celebrate, I took the boys to this fort. When we got there, I realized it was NOT the fort that I’d meant to go to. I wanted to go here but I hadn’t known the name of the place when I was looking for it. But thanks to technology, I was able to find the proper name and get us there.
We spent a little over an hour, sweating our asses off, looking at the fort. Very neat. Then we went to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! I love those places. I’m such a sucker. Then we walked all over downtown Saint Augustine. And then? Then I was able to follow my new leader, The GPS, as it led me home. Wonderful!
We got the GPS since I’m driving the boys and my niece to Oklahoma this summer for our vacation. I’ll leave a couple of days before Sweety is flying out and then will pick him up from the airport. We’re going to stop in Alabama and do some sight-seeing there on our way. And I know I’ve mentioned it already, but TINY DOG WILL BE WITH ME! IN BED! WITH ME! FOR TWO WEEKS!
Do you know what’s second best to hotel sex? Sleeping with Tiny Dog in a hotel. I can’t wait. Sweety is going to read this, become even more jealous of Tiny and off her before vacation. I can see it happening.
Do you know what makes me want to have hotel sex at home?
Sweety washing Stinky Dog for me. You really have no idea what a turn on it is.
Stinky isn’t so excited when the bathing is going on but she reaps benefits later. She’s easier to love when she isn’t oily. Um, don’t ask why the flashlight is in the background. I’m not sure exactly what Sweety does when he’s washing her. I just know that she’s clean when she walks out of the bathroom.
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Let me share something with you. I finished those damn Twilight books. I didn’t want to like them. The first two didn’t really excite me but book three got under my skin. Went out and got the last book and read it in one 5 hour sitting. Because I had to know how it ended before I could go to sleep. I am so glad that I’m done with them. And for the record, I am Team Jacob. I have had dreams of having little werewolfy babies. I can’t believe that I’m admitting that.
The highlight of my day?
Buying matching outfits for Stinky Dog and I.
We got dressed up and were having some quality time.
Tiny Dog got pissed off that she wasn’t in on the fun and had to weasel her way in.
She thinks nothing of stabbing you in the titties with her pointy feet to make herself comfy.
Okay, maybe worth living is going a bit overboard.
But it does give me something to look forward to after going to the store.
I love doing this! I wish I’d been wearing my sneakers because I can get it going a lot faster with those. Once, the cart bounced so high when it hit that it was half out of the cart corral when it came to a stop. I wasn’t planning on doing the run because the sun was out. I usually do my cart running under the cover of darkness. The urge seized me today though.
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